He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean.
plays by intuition,
The digit counters fowl.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

Rubbish. I'm going to beat someone at literati, as I am rubbish at pinball.

5 mill now

it is photoshopped...

the comma is the wrong place...

SolidZach just added 266 in front of my initial 73,266,500 high score.

tee hee hee my juvenile sense of humour
if you type in "poo" as your high score someone goes "come on!"

getting better

that is crazy; i just tried it too & it's owen wilson's voice going "c'mon" disallowing "poo" as a choice, so i used "sux" on my the game i just played today

wow, no shit

like i would waste my time photoshopping it
I just used paint!

If you can beat my score of 185,995,000 edit:(now 213 million) for Starsky & Hutch pinball, then you win four discs of your choice from my bootleg collection shipped free to your U.S. address.








http://starskyandhutchmovie.warnerbros.com/pinball/
Starsky & Hutch pinball is by far the best free online pinball game on the internet. It plays pretty close to a real machine. It's very addictive.
Read the rules section to get a feel of how to play the "machine". You may need to turn off your sticky keys. You'll see what I mean. I actually switched to a better keyboard I had around & now have no problems.

There's jackpots, extra balls, multi-ball, sound effects... all that...

I'm going to beat you!

I got 5968000.

I'm not afraid of you and i will beat your ass.

Stay the hell out then, Pookie!


haha

Given me neg rep for beating you at pinball, tut tut.

You've got no manners.

You've got no screenshot.

You've got no U.S. address.

You've said that already.

And it made as little sense first time.

Naw, the neg rep was for the following:

1. You've got no manners.
He wrote something like:


I didn't quote Pookie's comment. I just wrote back in the post following that his "bile was amusing" since I hadn't played this game since I started this thread back in March. Someone bumped it the other day, and then I bumped it with the challenge.

2. You've got no screenshot.
Just a claim that you scored higher.

3. You've got no U.S. address.
And this may be the reason you didn't take a screenshot
screenshit...
screenphotoshop...

Still fuzzy?


The above is the post you'll probably next claim you never were aware of, yet your original post before you deleted it was that you had beaten the score!

And then I made a cup of tea and scratched my arse, for those following the developments.

(And at some point Atari corrected my grammar, but I can't remember exactly when)

EDIT: Just to keep the viewers up to date with developments, you gave me the neg rep before I posted that.

You are correct on both counts. I didn't go into that because the post was already getting long, and hence, confusing for possible readers.

He ended the statement with a preposition, which isn't always technically that grammatically incorrect as it is informal. It still isn't grammatically correct though.

He had written something like:
"I beat your score with 195,000,000 but I have a life to tend to."

And so the stomach turns...

I can't keep up with your post edits.

You need to think before you post, then you wouldn't have to keep editing.

EDIT: You've done it again!

EDIT II: Incidentally, the post when I mentioned my score didn't mention Atari (although in his head it probably did).

Hey, this post editing is fun. I'm going to go back to all my posts and make them much wittier.