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Atheist
Big Star
Guitar Wolf
Wolfmother
Teenage Fanclub
Guided By Voices
Red Hot Chilli Peppers (most unoriginal name ever)
The Bees
The Frames
Enter Shakira

Dogs Die In Hot Cars

You've got to be kidding me. Some band actually chose this as their name?

Architecture in Helsinki
Television
The Gossip
Be Your Own Pet
LCD Soundsystem
The Pastels
Atari Teenage Riot
Public Enemy
U2
My Cat Is An Alien
Nirvana
The Cardigans
Papa M
Vangelis

Try as I might, I could not make up a band name that stupid.

No way. Those names are so rad.

But that's the guy's name, for god's sake! He can't help what his name is!
His surname is quite a mouthful for non-Greek types, so I think we should count ourselves lucky that he took the Cher/Madonna route.

Hey guys there is actually a band called Fuck. I think it's the worst name ever.

Ok ok, apologies. It doesn't beat Chatzinou for a surname, though. No offence intended to any Greek posters at all. My name is Vittorio, the worst Italian name in the world ever.

This is true. hahahaha

I kinda like it though, simply cause it's so absurdly stupid. You knew that eventually a band was gonna call themselves "fuck", it was bound to happen.

steve shelley has put out some of fuck's records.


and for the record i really like the name Guided By Voices

oohhhhh you have no idea.

Cherry Poppin' Daddies
promoting incest since 1991

(ewww)

pixies. didn't joey santiago just pick it at random out of a dictionary?
never let the foreigner pick the band name.

actually you kmow the more i think of it, the more i like it.

There were a few local bands around here that had some pretty funny names, chief among them being Screaming Monkey Boner. There was another called Danny Downsyndrome, and their flyers depicted a cartoonish, retarded child.

gorky's zygotic mynci

bikini kill
belly

le tigre

think a lot of good-bad ones are taken - it's safe to say objects like the felt tip pens are bad... like there are some rules maybe.... I've always thought Nirvana and Radiohead were terrible names for bands - umm i dont know - i think its a very hard thing to get a good band name.

This did make me think of one band name though, but im not sure because i like it so much - but i give you Severed Head and the Neckfuckers

the onion has a pretty awesome list of sucky names that defy the imagination:

http://www.avclub.com/content/node/57488