good morning

Oh, good morning! :]

im hungry. making vichyssoise. the house smells good.

Ah. I'm looking forward to having some eggs when the sun comes up.

oh yeah. you're in britannia. it's around midnight there or what?

2am.

oh man. so you staying up until breakfast?

i need a cold drink, brb

Nah, I did that yesterday, I need my sleeps.

oh. im getting plenty of that today, ha ha ha.

I'm stuck on the phone with a horrible whinger.

I'll give my phone number out if someone will call me with a life or death emergency.

don't tempt me into making jokes...

Go on, do your worst.

*Edit: Actually, with a certain amount of information (which most on the board may have, in bits and pieces), one could find my phone number on the interweb. I'm devoid of any mystery.

oh no, never mind, it wouldn't be funny, it had to do with your pits thread plus this one.

the part about having a sore throat, etc.

oh never mind. h ah ha. private joke.

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but i'll keep the license for the next opportunity. thanks.

That might've been funny, but I'm too distracted by the phone.

I'll wait to be wowed by you next time.

oh no, it was some unkind joke about your # being
1-900-PHONE-SEX
and shit of that sort.

barely above fart jokes, really. juvenile crap.

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i should get off the internet anyway. enjoy your call & dont work that throat too hard. :p:D

Not that I engage in it, but supposedly semen therapy is quite beneficial.

I left the house tonight for my radio station only to learn this fucking university completely closed the union and there's no access to the station. I'm not pissed at the university so much as I am at the kids running the station. They need to learn the first rule of good management--communication with your staff. Fuckers.

The prison guard.