Aw. Have some Beam for your efforts.

you can vouch for me, right?

girlgun - Hurray! (You and yer man can come to the ceremony - drinks are on me)

i'll just have a shirley temple... because.... i'm STRAIGHT EDGE!

I hear that straight edge is the new rockabilly.

make up yr fuggin' miiiind.

*Makes note to make "Shirley Temple" cocktail at some point in life*

if i did drink, it wouldn't be beam. IF (and i mean IF) i drank, i'd take some makers. kthx.

you're fucking dead, dude.

sXe can't have Maker's. That's for pros.

Also I'm broke.

*Melly scratches head - do I invite girlgun to Grammys or run away from her*
*thinks*
*decides to take life into own hands anyway*

you're probably right. thank god i'm not a pro!

i'm interesting like that. and i feel you've made the right decision.

haha acoustic. why must they charge so much? (not that i would know of course)

You and Cantanky together would be quite something, I tell thee.

*adds another +1 to Grammy invite list*

I dunno why they charge so much, but I actually do like Beam more. Lucky for my wallet. When I get Maker's it's just a shot-bottle or at the bar. I can't afford a bottle.

i suspect that girl is probably a good time.

beam is the only thing (other than any type of tequila) that i detest.

i'm making that up because i don't really drink.

I detest green-label Beam, but black/white is great on the rocks.

I could imagine you both giving it the old straight edge/total rock chick thang at the Grammys, and me having to explain it all...or just thinking "Fuck It" and get pissed and making an arse of myself. :D

i don't know which beam it is that i hate. it was one of those vomiting things that happened 20 years ago and turned me off forever. of course i've thrown up beer and vodka and whiskey and well... mostly everything... but beam was the only one that stuck.

(lie)