Friends don't let friends cut and paste sappy verse.

is she an okie living in exile??

and how do you know pantyhead?

sounds like your friend is unsatisfied with him, anyway.

ah, prying into other people's business... one of the best features of the interweb.


yes that was a painful read but i wanted to spare him the shame. a bit late now-- o well.

so will floatingslowly be the next against the groin?


ps: i can't believe you guys are into rachel fucking ray.

not "into"-- she'd be nice to toss around with nigella, that's all.

what the fuck is THAT supposed to mean? haha

it's what I likes

you're a peculiar person, flotz. so peculiar, i suspect you met phoenix in a computer game and the only thing you've seen of her is her avatar--she saved your life fighthing a monster and you're eternally grateful.

but anyway. there's a lot of backstory missing, so i can only infer.

this is NOT 100% rachel ray


this is 100% rachel ray

^^^^ ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i was about to post you #1, i swear

hahaha, the not 100% pic made me laugh.

The peculiar part is her admitting to being your friend in a public forum. The rest is all totally plausible/reasonable.

yweirebvkbvkjredv

In feces.

I've soiled the Slowly name with my quasi-emo blabbering.

consequently, I've deleted the offending posts so that I may resume with my original plans to display only a broken robot lost in the depths of megalomania.

you may proceed.

the single hottest bubble butt 40 year old woman is in my office from the austin office and I have been helping her set up for computer training and she is so fucking fine I am afraid I cannot hide the engorged Big Red from her glances.....

flotz, i spotted something of you earlier that now is gone.

what i meant by peculiar was, simply, that you're part robot. and that you have buttplug sex with your eye-pod.

that is all.

so you don't know ms. phoenix IN PERSON? yeah that's what i mean-- cyberfriends, no smell involved. some day maybe.

humble apologies. this unit was undergoing routine hardware maintenance.

iPod copulation is performed via aural interface as my exhaust tube does not accept any sort of connector.

unlike you POWERSICK APES, machine odor is mostly due to external sources such as gear lubrication and hydraulic fluids to run the actuators, so there is no smell to speak of.

some day, when your puny planet has been subjugated to the will of The Overlords, our quantum gateways will come online. this may allow for @)#$amsas0dad0qv2=3 r252352 x=3/

again, apologies. technicians have been notified of subether errors and will be dispatched shortly to begin further repair.


daisy, daisy ...give me...your answer ... do... I'm half ... cra..zy. ...

Actually, the 'cheetah' part refers to the speedy way in which I get to sex from first meeting the young lady.

in most places that's called "rape", and considered very uncool. :eek: