I keep on thinking about the movie "Audition"

its my girlfriends birthday in a few weeks and i want to make her something
so im making her a hollow book and ill put a few treats in it for her.. is that a cool gift?

i think that is a cool gift~!

Regards previous message: many apologies, I felt wikipedia a suitably lowbrow source to cite in making my point (ordinarily I would have gone for the OED or somesuch), but I see my error now and am genuinely repentant. Please accept my translation of what I was effectively saying:

"Glice said, "At the risk of sounding like a cunt..."; the horse has bolted on that one."

boy meets girl... girl nice... have fun.....wanna fuck em!

girl meets boy..... boy nice........have fun...wanna go for a coffee and talk about shit, chew the fat, have a laugh, BE A FRIEND!!!!!

sometimes i do despair for my own sex at times........
i have a vry very nice sweet fdemale friend, very close, and we chat for ages, a friend end of story. i was in apub one day and literally 4 people asked me what would my wife think of me being there with her!!!!!! i laughed!!!! narrowmindedness of the sexes is so archaine in its ignorance.