I managed to drop my last mobile into my cup of tea, it fell out of my shirt pocket as I leaned over a chair, totally buggered it. I got this old nokia:

some sort of nokia
but i hate mobile phones
i cant stand their ring tones, so i have mine sitting on vibrate, i miss a lot of calls but id rather it be silent

i think i already said this

you put it to your ear AFTER the toilet dip?

brave man.

this is true, i have a cheapass nokia that i once tried to silence by stomping. the little fucker wouldn't shut up.

i'm just saying that so I don't sound like all the other assholes with iphones

sorry i lied to you dudes, the iPhone is the greatest phone ever created



EVER

cell phones annoy the shit out of me. I'll never have one, I've never had one, I never want one. I'll use a payphone or a friend's phone or my home phone or whatever. Or just no phone. I have honestly never had any problem whatsoever keeping in touch with people or meeting people or anything like that, cell phones would serve me no purpose whatsoever -- except to annoy me. And cost me tons of money. Fuck that shit.

THE TRUTH means, THE TRUTH doesn't mean to be pushy about THE TRUTH'S opinions on iphones. THE TRUTH just enjoys THE TRUTH'S iphone.

THE TRUTH hopes the that some sort of reconciliation can occur.

well after it got in the toilet, i put it in the oven on 2-- for a few minutes. it worked pretty well after that, too. i think it actually saved my phone.

those old nokias are some damn sturdy phones.
i would love to not have a cell phone, however:
a) i live in manhattan
b) i don't want 17 new messages on my answering machine at home every day
c) lots of people call me on a daily basis, but if they were to call my apt. they would never be able to reach me because i'm rarely home, and when i am home i'm usually sleeping. i sleep all day, get up, go to work, come home, change clothes, go out drinking with someone or go see a show (no not on broadway you dipshits), come home and go to bed, and repeat.

you know yous my homedude, truth

allow me to make it rain on your hoes

Nokia 3330, doesn't have camera or something, but it's robust. Must have dropped it already 100 times, still works perfectly

this thread is old

a nokia.

A Nokia that's about 5 years old now. Srsly. I don't believe in Blackberries, nor God.

I got a free upgrade from my ancient nokia that looked like a star trek communicator.

Now I have the Samsung Beat


It has a 1 gigabyte memory card to store music on, so I can now listen to tunes on headphones when I am walking around downtown houston texas. it stores around as much as an ipod shuffle, and it is a good phone.
it has a camera, bluetooth capability, records video, comes with an attachable microphone to record audio or to record voice notes. sync is extremely fast. everything works thorugh USB connections.

makes my old phone look like a retired butt plug.

oh, and it has a small speaker inthe front where the music player controls are, and yes it is not the best quality speaker, but when you are taking a shit an dwant to hear some tunes while you shit it comes in very very handy.;

hahah, i laughed at the retired butt plug comment

p.s. hey rob, you want me to put you on the guestlist for the Breeders concert??

time and date? hell fuck to the yeah
Torres-Torres out.


yr sig pic reminds me of what happens when acidic cum gets delivered through spurts of jaculate, onto the sensitive skin of the ocular region.

acid cum!

may4th or something...
i forget
i'll let you know

hey,
pm me your number again
i don't have it anymore

p.s. acid cum???

what. the. fuck?

my old phone went into the washing machine so had to get a new one