hold on

I'd be very skeptical to do that. davenotdead seems like the kinda guy to masturbate over anything.

heres my table from my old house
i got rid of those gross chairs though

you seem like the kind of guy who worries a bit too much about other men's masturbations.

i'm very skeptical of you.

STALKER ALERT

care to see any more of my nice furnishings, sir?

liek here?

like no.

Lily has been repped for her rad-as-hell table.

Norma, you dont know me!

show the bed, and no, you dont have to be on it. im not nearly as perverted as my avatar indicates

it was so weird i had to have it. the fact that it sparkles is just an added bonus
eventually i will clear all the shit off it because it is pretty cool.

uggghhhh, i don't know how to get pictures from my camera onto this computer, theres no slot for the card

oh gawd if it sparkles then im stealing it from u

you can't see the sparkles?
if you can track me down and break into my apartment, you can have the fucking table.

Errrr. If I were a stalker, I'd be pushing for pics instead of jokingly warning someone to beware of what they post.

By your comments like these I could very well be concerned about your 'masturbations'.

STALKER ALERT

ah, I see them now! damn thats hot. ... mustve been the angle i was looking at my screen or something, because the sparkles definitely eluded my sight on first glance.

im good at tracking stuff down, the breaking-into, eh, not so much.

...liek here?

haha you guys are all jacking off to my lemon table
most stalkers dont ask their victims where they live

hmmm, im not really one to steal.

what if i just came in and pissed on it while you're smoking a joint in your tub?

i have a persian rug, you could do that

deal

wat?

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