i'll do it. give me time.

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well you forgot to tell what they've done besides denying you the salami.

tell! tell!

ha ha ha. Conference call!! im calling now

what's the point of screaming "taco" at them?

i still want an explanation before i unleash my fury on them

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oooooo. she hung up immediatly. i'm calling again...

oh... so... you used to work there??

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oh. see, if you had worked there i would gladly have mailed them a turd. but for something less deserving of contempt, i think you could go & piss on their counter yourself. but of course they won't let you in...

why won't they let you into the building anyway? i'm sure there's an entertaining story behind that. care to share?

not really.

me, etc: TACO!
employee:hello!?
me, etc: I WANT A TACO!
; ; ; ; ;

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hurray.

until what time are they open? i don't get free minutes until 9pm

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Didn't they threaten a law suit or something last time?

crap. im 1 hour behind them.

i could give them a full mexican routine though...

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what is the Mexican Routine, I'm lost I forgot my training on how to be a beaner. Hayden I would call but my cell is not paid and we don't have a landline anymore.

oh i don't know i made up the name, i mean i could try to call & order in spanish you see, or ask to talk to pepe, or maybe ask them if they sell enchiladas, or where is el padrino (godfather), or... well the point of clogging their phone lines & annoying the fuck outta them.

but im on an expensive cell phone that's only used for business.

But they will call you wetback, bean-eating fuck, and to go back to Mexico.