cock, actually.

how much do you smoke in a given day?

ha! right.

9-10 inches.



every now and then i smoke a huge cock.

Do you normally have long conversations with your cock, or do you just whistle at it?

never ever!

smoking on the J O B would suck ass. I smoke for fun, not to amke myself feel "normal"

lol pol pot?

You've got quite a big cock, there. Nice.

poo statement

Whistle! Oh, I yearn for the days when we had such an amiable relationship. Mostly, we argue about David Cameron.

I usually smoke a couple of joints a week, I don't smoke daily.
I prefer alcohol any day though.

excrement.

Rumours on the internet say that your cock is so big that when you go to bed it reaches the very same pillow you lay your head on to sleep. Pillow talk and bedtime stories?

I have had that same picture uploaded to my personal webspace (for easy posting) for the last 8 years.

OH EM GEE stop stalking me already!!!!!!!1!!!

That's truly one of the nicest cocks that I've seen on here in a while. That man is so lucky to have such a big and nice cock.

but i want to get inside those uniform pants of yrs!

I can tell it keeps you up at night thinking about it.

oh em gee the grand muff is wearing my spectacles. :eek:

yr freakin' me out.

Yes, also very plush.

Did you just make a comment about my cock?