Having slept on the matter I have concluded that a white american addressing me in amharic as an attempt to display moral superiority, is the single most ridiculous and hilarious thing i have ever seen in 6 years of reading message boards.

Is it true that African prostitutes offer 'Oral without' as standard?

without what, teeth?

hahahaha. touche.

I'm not sure if you meant it like that, but I'm a big fan of when people say this on messageboards - mainly because, without the accent, it become 'touche', as in 'ass'; meanwhile, whoever it's directed at assumes you meant 'touché' - both sides are happy.

Great punnage.

Homology? Homophony? Homography? Where is that bit of my vocabulary that remembers the names for species of humour today?

Yes, tell me something I don't know.

just for the sake of argument--- who the fuck says that your culture must be limited by your genes? this would be a sorry world if that were the case.

yes, that is just for the sake of arguement, isn't it?

Just imagine - No UB40, no Sting, no Paul Simon, no Lighthouse Family... horrifying.

Das ist aber schade [thats a shame]

Entschuldigung Sie bitte [excuse me?]

ist diese Ehehälfte [is this better?]

well yes. and to fling poo.


you're hereby forbidden to listen to anything other than english folk music.

and you can't use computers-- they were invented in germany. babbage's analytical engine was never built.

and no more curries for you-- suffer, sukka!

i just realized only the italians are allowed to type, as we're using the latin alphabet.

Beth-Luis-Nion. Check me.

By your strange absolutism, doesn't the entireity of South American 'culture' cease to exist?

Homonym? Words spelt and pronounced the same but with different meanings and wearing loose belts.

Too-sche

Too-shay.

No.

Then it must be 'homo-erotica' you were thinking of, because you're obsessed with it.

yes, and by that account the irish would have ceased to exists, because there would be no potatos.

and of course, my "strange absolutism" is parodic in nature--to point out that limiting your cultural choices by genetic determinism, or claiming that people should do so, is rather idiotic.

i buy, borrow and steal anything i need from anyone. so does all of latin america-- we know we're not the center of the universe, so we happily rip off what we need from wherever's best or most convenient. and that's why we're taking your women.

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ps- did you notice the guitarist in the linked video was korean? ha ha ha!

Ahem, falsch!

"Ist das besser?" ist besser - es ist ja einfacher, klarer und lockerer.