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Lurker 06.01.2008 06:02 PM

I heard Kurt died whilst on the toilet from an undiagnosed congenital heart problem but Courtney thought that wasn't original.

EMMAh 06.01.2008 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
EMMAh > Kurt Cobain


Why?

davenotdead 06.01.2008 09:10 PM

you're better looking and you didn't marry a cunt

EMMAh 06.01.2008 09:19 PM

I am not better looking than Kurt Cobain was haha.

I'm also not a lesbian and even if I was I don't believe in marriage.

Thanks though :)

DeadDiscoDildo 06.02.2008 03:19 AM

hmm

wrongly modest..
not a lesbian...
marriage=bad...

you wanna go out sometime?

Cantankerous 06.02.2008 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Lurker
England? Where abouts are you? I've got my sniper rifle, I'll pick you off before you get within a mile of my location!

today we have to drvie fucking four hours to manchester

i'm a sneaky motherfucker youll never catch me

sarramkrop 06.02.2008 04:08 AM

They'll probably turn up on ebay at one point.

Toilet & Bowels 06.02.2008 04:15 AM

it's obvious kurt cobain was murdered

HECKLER SPRAY 06.02.2008 04:23 AM

 

(try to) rest in peace, Kurt....

HECKLER SPRAY 06.02.2008 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
it's obvious kurt cobain was murdered

Yeah, by his wife, 'cause she has discovered he was gay :
 

No ?

Pookie 06.02.2008 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
today we have to drvie fucking four hours to manchester

i'm a sneaky motherfucker youll never catch me

Are you really in England this time, you cheeky monkey?

Cantankerous 06.02.2008 04:33 AM

SEXAY

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Originally Posted by Pookie
Are you really in England this time, you cheeky monkey?

yes
guess how much it cost me to get here


yeah i can see where this thread is goijng. "CL IS A LYING BITCH KURDT WAS MURDERED!!!1111 NO FINGERPRINTS GUNWIPED CLEAN ETC ETC"

if he really was murdered we would have found out after 15 or however many years because courtney is just not smart enough to pull that off
that tom grant dude is a blowhard anyway

sarramkrop 06.02.2008 04:35 AM

Kurt Cobain killed himself after Courtney had Francis, everybody knows that. My memories of him is of someone who didn't like children and couldn't believe that his wife skipped the pill. Yes, in a way I KNOW that Francis killed him. Bitch.

Pookie 06.02.2008 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
guess how much it cost me to get here

£287?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
yeah i can see where this thread is goijng. "CL IS A LYING BITCH KURDT WAS MURDERED!!!1111 NO FINGERPRINTS GUNWIPED CLEAN ETC ETC"

No, I predict this will turn into a "Saturnine isn't really in England" thread.

Cantankerous 06.02.2008 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie
£287?

that's about right actually
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No, I predict this will turn into a "Saturnine isn't really in England" thread.
say what you will

i need breakfast now

by the way the weather is not so bad right now

Pookie 06.02.2008 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
that's about right actually

say what you will

i need breakfast now

by the way the weather is not so bad right now

Breakfast? At 2 in the afternoon?

Cantankerous 06.02.2008 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie
Breakfast? At 2 in the afternoon?

what the fuck are you on about, it's 11 in the morning

Toilet & Bowels 06.02.2008 04:55 AM

it's ten to eleven actually, you've been rumbled

Pookie 06.02.2008 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
what the fuck are you on about, it's 11 in the morning

Ah, that proves you're in the north. They are about 3 hours behind up there.

Cantankerous 06.02.2008 04:57 AM

it's four to eleven


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