^^^I lost 1 1/2 stone in 6 weeks, due to not eating....I'd rather be fat and content, so Kegmama, tell those bitch queens to go suck an Arnold Hot Dog. and dammit, you no fat at all, so respect due to ya, innit.

oh god, that is so irritating even if you're not the one being asked

That's British imperial weights.

exactly. its fine to tell someone they look pretty but not like that. and weight comments of any nature are always uncalled for if you ask me.

Apparently 1 stone is 6.35 kilograms if that means anything to you. Also there's 14 pounds in a stone.

I've never heard this "end of play" nonsense.
i'm so glad i don't live in the provinces.

"johnson?"

yes, sometimes it means this... but other times it means that "you always look pretty, but today you look very pretty"... or would it just be best to say what we really feel " you look fucking gorgeous today baby, i want to jump your bones right now"

Remind me to not ever compliment Kegmama for any reason.

clone is right, what do you want bitches? cant even take a compliment for fuck's sake?

When people say "of" instead of "have". eg "I wouldn't of done that."
Obvious internet ones: "your" instead of "you're", "there/their" instead of "they're".

"You looking for tonight?"

DISCLAIMER: Kegmama is very cool and I'm very grateful that she was nice enough to rep me for some smart-ass post I did ages ago. However...

Annoying Phrase:

"A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence"

Silence isn't the medium. Silence is part of the paint pallette. I'm not being John Cage's whore here. Lotsa composers use silence. I hear lotsa stuff in silence. I'm also hopelessly insane . . but that's a road we'll visit next time.

genius! i hate it when people say that about mundane people or things.

your married, you should be careful.

I bet that everyone speaks with a London accent in NYC.

INNIT?

By the time Cantankerous returns back from Manc-land, she'll be saying "Aye", "Job's a good 'un", "scran" and "fookin'". Innit.

all this while she's ''having it large''.

"Chillaxe."

I accidentally used it yesterday. I wanted to off myself off a bridge. :7(

i love telling people to chillax