michael phelps = butterface

my biggest gripe with the olympics, other than bad gymnastics coverage.

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it's so unfortunate. body of a god, face of a piece of stepped-on gum.

He is the #1 problem with gymnastics coverage. I was watching the Chinese/Japan mens rings and highbar and the commentator said "Be sure to stay tuned for the Chinese mens rings coming up next, it's something you don't want to miss" then they go to commercial and then when they come back it's some puff piece about Michael Phelp's childhood and his mother raising him as a single mom and her crying a bunch. No mention of the mens gymnastics that I was not supposed to miss.

at one point fucking al trautwig started talking about phelps during a routine or something like that and i wanted to yell that i didn't care. gymnastics coverage is a bit ridiculous nowadays.. i'm pretty into the sport but all the supposed analysts do is discuss how gorgeous the us team is or how china is awesome! and has a team of maybe- twelve year olds. during the team finals when alicia sacramone kinda fell apart and messed up two events, i was surprised they didn't just cut to michael phelps.

Yeah, I've basically given up on watching the Olympics during primetime. I'll watch soccer at 2AM. The Phelps hero worship is too much. I'd like him to just get DQ'd in one event, then I'd be happy.

I posted this yesterday, but it's back for you now:

haha! killer.

i'm a little upset that ryan lochte hasn't kicked his (hot) ass much or at all, but oh well. once swimming is over, i'll forget all about phelpsy.

haa haaa haa haaa

awesome

Fuck Michael Phelps. Fuck swimmers. And fuck those assholes who decide to only show like, one soccer game a day, and show field hockey and handball and all that shit instead.

The best athlete that has ever existed is this man:

i thought it was pelé. but to each their own.

I have an ex-uncle that looked exactly like Pre when he (my ex-uncle) had a mustache.

Anyone who has the Pre moustache is my hero, because Pre is my hero, so therefore that person is my hero for pulling off the Pre moustache, because almost anyone but Pre would die if they tried to pull off the moustache, so that's why they're my heroes.

Yeah... I like Pre.

My (ex) uncle was a kick ass guy. Much better than my aunt's current husband.

Maybe Pre faked his death and your ex-uncle is actually Pre.

OH GOD CONSPIRACY

Nah, he's not that cool or that fast.

Damn. :(
Yeah... Pre was fucking awesome. I watch Without Limits at least once every week.

I'd hit it.

Anyways, ... 2 gold medals for Slovakia today!

We're on place 9 in overall medal rankings now ... it's a real huge success for a small country like ours.

The Hochschorner brothers say Yeah!

my cousin was Pan Am champion Kayak. he is a park ranger in Puerto Rico, and sometimes he has to kayak all the way around the island to do his job!

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all around gold and silver!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=youiekG2UJA