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demonrail666 09.11.2008 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
if i had to kill, say, 100 people i would chop them all up with a sword

EXTREMELY good call! Skyllz

EMMAh 09.11.2008 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by demonrail666
I get the feeling that poisoning might be a bit difficult. Don't you need a degree in chemistry to do that?

Nahhhh, just some shit from around the house or garage. Rat poison or something.

I remember watching a movie when I was younger, where this little Aboriginal Indian woman was with this asshole abusive man. She poised his meal with (I think) rat poison, but he suspected it and made her eat it. So she killed herself rather than having to face him knowing she was trying to kill me. I would too ahaha, but it was brutal to watch her thrash around foaming from the mouth.

Cantankerous 09.11.2008 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
i find that bludgeoning would be more my style.

that or a sawed-off shotgun.

then again, for certain people, hanging from a meathook = teh win

a sawed off shotgun sounds good

if i had to kill myself i would certainly blow my head off. leave a mess for the coroner.

demonrail666 09.11.2008 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by EMMAh
Actually, I made one today out of a blade of grass.

What the fuck were you playing to hang in that? A wasp?

!@#$%! 09.11.2008 08:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by demonrail666
EXTREMELY good call! Skyllz

the gatling gun!

 


ps: for cankers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG5uZpqRMzY

after the first scene, skip to 5:30 :eek:

atari 2600 09.11.2008 08:06 PM
The aesthetic sensualist within is thinking "bare hands," but the ethical man reminds that it's obviously wrong to discuss such things so lightly.

DeadDiscoDildo 09.11.2008 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
do you think the cunt is ever going to dare fuck with me again?


for the record i didn't stab ANYONE.

That's why you'll never be as cool as this guy...

 

Cantankerous 09.11.2008 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
That's why you'll never be as cool as this guy...


 

pagoda!

EMMAh 09.11.2008 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by demonrail666
What the fuck were you playing to hang in that? A wasp?

I wouldn't kill a wasp.

I was just stoned and fucking around. Believe it or not they're fun to play with.

demonrail666 09.11.2008 08:08 PM

 

I wouldn't mind dragging one of these fuckers along to Glasonbury next year.

This Is Not Here 09.11.2008 08:09 PM
Do you ever come out of the woods EmmaH? (You must to post on here, at some point) Nothing wrong with it, nature girls are cool.

!@#$%! 09.11.2008 08:10 PM
cracks me up how this thread is now all about murder

This Is Not Here 09.11.2008 08:11 PM
You do your work with that demonrail, then I'll drag the fuckers out of glastonbury, so to speak.

demonrail666 09.11.2008 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by EMMAh
I wouldn't kill a wasp.

I was just stoned and fucking around. Believe it or not they're fun to play with.

What, wasps are? Fuck me. I'm learning shit loads tonight. That the pointy finger is actually your index finger, and that wasps make good playmates. Fucking brilliant. I love learning new stuff. I'm definitely gonna drop the wasp thing into a conversation sometime tomorrow.

!@#$%! 09.11.2008 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by demonrail666
What, wasps are? Fuck me. I'm learning shit loads tonight. That the pointy finger is actually your index finger, and that wasps make good playmates. Fucking brilliant. I love learning new stuff. I'm definitely gonna drop the wasp thing into a conversation sometime tomorrow.

you gotta subscribe to emmah's podcasts yo

Cantankerous 09.11.2008 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here
You do your work with that demonrail, then I'll drag the fuckers out of glastonbury, so to speak.
i'll be sniping the stupid gits from some scaffolding by the stage

EMMAh 09.11.2008 08:13 PM
Not wasps, the noose. I don't kill or play with wasps.

Quote:
Originally Posted by This Is Not Here
Do you ever come out of the woods EmmaH? (You must to post on here, at some point) Nothing wrong with it, nature girls are cool.

From time to time. I wouldn't if I had the choice.

atari 2600 09.11.2008 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
cracks me up how this thread is now all about murder

Has the opposite effect on me, but I suppose you're right that you gotta learn to laugh at such things.

EMMAh 09.11.2008 08:14 PM
Throat slitting and curb stomping, two other excellent ways to make someone go.

!@#$%! 09.11.2008 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by EMMAh
curb stomping

ow, no, that gives me the fucking willies-- too real


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