i am a good writer, people generally like my poetry.
i can play the bass like a fuck!
i can make hard drugs dissappear in a glimpse!

i have the feeling those three are somehow connected... um.

I give good head when prompted.

that's a good personal quality, pork. i'm dead serious!

hot;
You make me feel horny.
come here fox
come here sugar

i'm sexy

Oh man, how could I forget that?! I'm the QUEEN.

I rather doubt that, I bet if you really asked around you would find instruments from all over the spectrum, indeed all over the world, its just guitar is the cool thing to try to show off in the hall, where as playing the masenqo I imagine barely even gets you laid in Ethiopia these days, let alone with American girls..

I'll keep it modest today, so for now I'm just going to say that I'm an icon for humanity.

I looked my surname up the other day and apparently it means god of men, which I think is a fairly appropriate.

Just of men? Ah well, that's fine I suppose... if you don't have much ambition.

surrious, you are limiting your perspectives way too much there. you need to listen to my nigga Makaveli the Don and take his advice like Jesus did, And I use to tell the nigga, "yo if you wanna make your money, you gotta rap for the bitches...Do not rap for the niggas", I told the nigga, "Don't rap for the niggas, rap for the bitches. The bitches will buy your records, and the niggas want what the bitches want."

No, it's true, besides all the guitarists, there are the pianists who've been forced to learn since they were young, the people in the school band who play clarinet or something, and the frustrated drummers and bassists who got bored with their instruments and now try to play guitar.

ask around more, I'm sure of it.