Which is true, except of the markets I've been to in London, where it's the cheeky handsome young asian chap chatting up your girlfriend, the mad-as-a-basket rasta and the Eastern European who says 'my friend' a lot.

Have you decided about your holiday plans yet, Truncated?

yeah yeah whats going on there Trunc?

I'm doing both Mexico and UK/Ireland. I've got the time, so why the hell not. It only cost me $70 to change the dates on my ticket to London. All I've got to do now is sort out the transportation of Class A narcotics by bodily cavity, and I'm good to go.

seeing as you are white and traveling out of the states that shouldn't be too hard

Just make sure to tell everyone you're Canadian!

wrap em in a condom and stick em in your vagina

When are you coming to London?

i can help with the installation but you'll have to get them out yourself (or tip the cabana boy) :p

anyone ever take a shit so big thier pants fit better?

i'll get them out as long as you share

That depends on your extraction skills.

The resort I'm staying at:



You just KNOW there are nude chicks and tiki bars in there.


I've changed that to the end of November. Excellent excuse to avoid Thanksgiving.

I'm an Eastern European and never say 'my friend' to strangers.
erm....

those are some badass looking teepees, smuggle me in your luggage

it's only turkish guys who say that