I think that deserves a phone call ffs not an e-card.

psh. I have never even seen herpes. I dont have any stds, and never got a girl preggers. I know how to keep it in my pants when necessary. I can count on one hand the amount of girls i have slept with.

and drunk phone calls are the best. my ex loved to try to text me while she was drunk, and it bugged the piss outta me because i couldnt understand what she was typing. then i would call her, and it was even more difficult to understand what she was trying to say other than "come over"

i understood that just fine. man...i miss gainesville (and college girls)

It always does. It will work out, for better or worse, and at least the confusion will be gone. Which is sometimes the hardest part.

This past week I've been in a situation that I have been thinking about constantly, and could not find a single possible explanation for what happened to get there, good or bad. It was driving me crazy. Then a phone call a couple hours ago cleared it up completely.

;_;
coughPROFILEcough