Or your hair is psychic and was pre-mourning the loss of the cat.

no no, i want them intact.

I can't find a goddamn stupid fucking apartment that isn't shit and/or decently priced within walking distance to campus. So it looks like I'm not only going to have to move off campus and drive to class every morning, I'll also have to get another fucking random ass roommate because everyone I know is booked up due to finances.
Fuck fuck fuck shit damn ass fucking hole bastard cunt bollocks snatch twat dick.

replace 'campus' with 'city' and this is my problem. :(

It's ridiculous, I could get a house (like 2/3 bedroom, 2 bath) for $300 plus utilities in the town where they did a shitton of the Manhattan Project. (no joke, the place is weird) or I could get a dirty, smelly 1 room apartment for $500 plus utilities where I can walk to class. Compound this with the fact that I'm still jobless. I'll take a Draino-tini for one please.

Oh, also, not really a complaint, but a little fact that I kind of just remembered, I've lived within 30 minutes of two of the largest munitions/atomic areas in the US. YES!!! I've probably develop all kinds of odd biological malfunctions.

yeh, its ridiculous like that here too. Because there are not enough 'live in' apartments for sale, the ones that are, are really over priced. If you buy an apartment that has a long term lease with a serviced apartment company in place, say in the same street as another which is 'live in'.. the one that has the lease agreement is around half the price.

i hate school, my parents are angry at me because i don't want to go back, i won't be able to afford an apartment in the place i want to live and i have to be up in six hours for work (and i'm not even the slightest bit tired).

Its 1:11 AM and I have the shits.

I'm losing hair.
In 2 years there will be a bald _slavo_

I cut my hair on an almost weekly basis, I can send you the spare ones :D.
p.s. I kinda hate my hair when they grow a bit more than how I want them to be, sometimes I wonder if I'd enjoy being bald. The problem would be my beard, probably, but other than the bald+beard combination a bald guy isn't necessarily bad looking, if look is what bothers you. ladies will flock.

I realized yesterday that I have a fashion mullet.
This is a grievance.

:(:(:(

you could look like Berlusca gluing them on top of your head, no?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldnes...ts#Finasteride

i'm awake for some reason

Ditto. But I've mostly accepted it by now.

Why haven't I got a trophy wife and a house with a heated outdoor swimming pool? Why?

Why am I still in L.A?

Get some bearclaws or donuts, meet a chick, have a family, get ravaged by bavarian weasles....