true fact!

that sounds like my parents allright.

i know.

199 dollars for a kid, bed included? that's a bargain!

was that the picture they saw of you in the catalog?

no mine was much worse than that, i was going for the sympathy vote. winner every time!

sounds like a good idea.

i'm going to get my kids from the recycling center.

check for uneven surfaces and lose joints first. make sure they have a money back guarantee ok.

i'm just pissed off those romanian orphanages that were about in the 80s have all closed down. bargain central they were.

also i shouldn't forget to check for permanent stains or parasites.

uzbekistan my friend, uzbekistan.

i just googled it. looks promising. cheers.

If you're a romantic at heart then you'd understand that having three guys get all romantic up in you at the same time is the epitome of romance for a young woman. That said, the gangbang is back on. You gotta love them right, bro, you gotta love them right. This one needs the deluxe treatment.

And on a less romantic note, if she gets pregnant we can always take her back to the stairwell in which the magic happened (which I suppose is a romantic act up until that point) and then push her down it to correct things.

i say we let her deliver first before any further stairwell activity. get a nine month lease on a disused barn or something. we don't want to get into any rove versus wade-style silliness.

can we ship every geldof in the world to an uzbeki orphanage?



i mean, it's our only option. look at those twats.

The little girl standing in front of Bob is Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates' kid, right? It's gonna be tough for Bob when he has to tell her, her mother and father are both dead. :(

exactly. I can just picture the sound of her sweet orgasm...

"like, like, like, like, liike, liiiiike... L. RON!"

i think she knows....
been there, done that.

save yourself the visit to the free clinic.
you must etc

i think i pissed myself

bob does look majorly twatterly in that scarf and head-thing-covering-piece.

dead-air -- i lol;d

There's little I find more vulgar than when socialites "feel like [they] need to have a spiritual path."