So why didn't you "hook up," as the kids say?

Because he prefers the kids.

She was w/ a friend and they were moving on. I did give her my "card," as they say. Besides, I'm a gentleman. Unlike, say, porky.

not really.

I remember you. I'm pretty sure you took my SYG PM cherry back in the day. The specifics are fuzzy as I'd had a bit to drink. After that you disappeared and I went through a period of self-loathing. I was living out a teenage metaphysical nightmare much like the lyrics to Nirvana's 'Downer.' After the metamorphosis, my innocence gone, I became this terrible thing you see before you. Thanks bro.

i'm slipping. most of the people here generally thought of as cunts I never think of as such, and most of those who aren't, I do.

I thought you were married? Playing away from home, eh? Naughty naughty!

In other news, I've finished the last of the Xmas turkey.

It occurs to me they may have been transvestites. Does that make it okay?

only insofar as it makes it more gay, depends where you stand on such matters, i suppose

After reading this thread I have come to the conclusion that Knox is indeed a cat, if not very close to being one in spirit. Truncated had the fortune of missing Swa(y) I believe, and the misfortune of the President of the Universe. Weeeee.



Did it happen to look 1/2 as appealing as Truncated's avatar?

Inhuman -the turkey was very nice, as it happens. Mmmm.
gmku - I'd be wary of giving TVs your card. Before you know it, you'll be deluged with requests from "women" wanting you to pay for their all=body waxing sessions.

I made crab cakes the other day. Easy as hell. Ended up tasty. Let me know if you want the recipe. Seafood around New Year's supposedly is good luck.

Wary!? Hell, I'm game and then some.

no you aren't. i mean really, whatevever you say, you aren't.

So. You speak from experience?

^^^Are you experienced? - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjyXsIYAp8o

Fuck. Was that dude amazing?! I just figured out my go-to-sleep album for tonight.

don't go to sleep, stay awake, i beg of you. something sexual's coming down, I assure you

Too old and sad. Sorry.

Yes, I vaguely remember that as well. I'm not sure if that makes me feel narcissistically heroic or akin to a rapist. Perhaps the latter can result in the former in this case.

At any rate, I applaud your transformation, and look forward to the product. I must correct the "bro," however, as I am not a male, and would really like to dispel that seemingly popular notion.

I also remember that back in the day, you didn't post much. I'm glad that cherry has been popped as well. Unless of course, you turn out to be a twat.