well, i'll just chime in to quickly say, re: date worthy-- rid yourself of the dead weight before you're date-worthy yourself. "sorry we can't go back to my place, my soon-to-be ex is sleeping in my bed" isn't the best way to sort out the logistics of a good hump.

clean house & you won't have to look for "places to meet people". don't be afraid to be alone or to kick the loser to the curb-- just saying.

(i'm still vague on the details of your situation so i'm assuming the "complicated" means you're still sharing quarters).

anyway, best luck.

which came first? literacy or tits?

is that supposed to be a bad thing?

pear shape?

i don't mind, or better said, i prefer this type of women to thin girls.
anyways, speaking of men shaped like that, it can look atrocious, yes.

i've never understood the desire of people wanting, no, needing, to be in a relationship, or otherwise they'll sink into the deepest depths of existential crises.

i've been single for 6 years and fucking loving it. if someone comes along, bonus, but otherwise, what's the big fucking deal?

best places:

church
AA and the like
community service
saunas

Tits! Back in the past almost all women had enormous funbags. You'd get the occasional flat chest and either no one would mate with them or an enraged caveman would just bash her head in with a rock. As civilization progressed and one of these rare untouchables appeared, they were killed on the spot less and less. With more time to live, they assumed that they were allowed a regular and complete life as well and they realized that in order to gain a mate they'd need to become useful in other ways. Such as learning to read and getting an education. Men began mating with them. And now their weak boobieless genes are everywhere. True story. Sad story.

actually historically speaking, i'm quite sure average bust sizes have steadily increased, at least in the last hundred yrs or so.

I'd agree with you Phoenix as teenagers today certainly look more endowed
then in my days.

You guys knocking flat chest women ought to try one sometime I've found
that many of them tend to be nypomanics

it must be the hormones in the microwaveable food.

Skinny, slim women got the camel-toe within ‘em
You can hump them, lift them, bend them, give them something to remember
Yell out “timber” when you fall through the chop shop

I don't care for big boobs.

Now, a big ass on the other hand...

it has to be.

i do

and hopefully you never will because it's all a sham.

I've dated big-boob-having girls for 10 years. They're boring.

Finally got with a big assed girl recently and am in love.

big bottom girls make the world go round

you meant this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0