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pbradley 05.10.2010 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ni'k
the entire population of america who believe themselves to be irish so it must be true.

Don't worry, I don't give a flying shit about the Irish side of my family.

I don't think I would make it as a racist police officer, not that my family are racists cops but most self-identified Irish Americans are.

pbradley 05.10.2010 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by GeneticKiss
waste of time since masturbation.

Masturbation is never a waste of time.

Pookie 05.10.2010 04:54 PM

I hate the Irish. They're stupid and they smell like hot tar.

I was in a restaurant once when an Irish twat came over to me and threw a prawn cocktail at me and said "That's just for starters".

Rob Instigator 05.10.2010 04:59 PM

 

ni'k 05.10.2010 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie
I hate the Irish. They're stupid and they smell like hot tar.

I was in a restaurant once when an Irish twat came over to me and threw a prawn cocktail at me and said "That's just for starters".


yeah that was my uncle you have herpes now

ni'k 05.10.2010 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by GeneticKiss
Hey, a musician actually making money and playing songs rather than fifteen minute drone pieces or scrappy folk-punk! He sucks! KILL HIM FOR LIVING!!!

Honestly, some of you--grow up. Celebrity hatred is the biggest waste of time since masturbation.


1 fifteen minute drone piece > bonos entire life

Rob Instigator 05.10.2010 05:15 PM

This is what every american that pretends to be irish thinks all Irish women are like when they squat to piss in their chamberpots, cuz we all k now ireland ain't got no indoor plumbing.
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Derek 05.10.2010 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ni'k
1 fifteen minute drone piece > bonos entire life

word

!@#$%! 05.10.2010 05:19 PM

haaaa haaa haaa

i was just reading the paper & found this:

http://views.washingtonpost.com/lead...r-we-need.html

i just skimmed over it (i'm not interested in the subject) but some of you might get eye herpes while reading-- and that-- makes me laugh

 

ni'k 05.10.2010 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
This is what every american that pretends to be irish thinks all Irish women are like when they squat to piss in their chamberpots, cuz we all k now ireland ain't got no indoor plumbing.
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C ROB GETS IT

Glice 05.10.2010 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
i still don't get all this bono hate.

THEN YOU FAIL AT LIFE

ANYONE who doesn't understand why Bono is a hateful shit needs to hand in their lungs and reimburse the rest of humanity for being such a useless waste of existence. Seriously. If you don't get why people hate Bono, then you might as well move to France and talk about how fucking wrong you are with like-minded people.

Glice 05.10.2010 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by GeneticKiss
Hey, a musician actually making money and playing songs rather than fifteen minute drone pieces or scrappy folk-punk! He sucks! KILL HIM FOR LIVING!!!

Honestly, some of you--grow up. Celebrity hatred is the biggest waste of time since masturbation.


Fail at life.

GeneticKiss 05.10.2010 05:31 PM

Glice, Bono has no idea you are, probably will never see that post, and is far more successful on a financial level than you most likely are, and if he did see that post, he probably wouldn't care.

Think about that for a while when you're done being a Nazi.

ni'k 05.10.2010 05:32 PM

haha ultrafail the second

!@#$%! 05.10.2010 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice
THEN YOU FAIL AT LIFE

ANYONE who doesn't understand why Bono is a hateful shit needs to hand in their lungs and reimburse the rest of humanity for being such a useless waste of existence. Seriously. If you don't get why people hate Bono, then you might as well move to France and talk about how fucking wrong you are with like-minded people.


i'd love to move to france, but it's tricky with the visa-- eventually i hope i will. the food is so much better there. i know you hate them for that, you sausage muncher.

anyway, really, the only time bono crosses my thoughts is when he's being berated here. otherwise he might as well be a speck of dust somewhere in the gobi.

since bono owns a piece of your ass (or mind, whatever, i can't tell the difference), and i'm free of any emotional attachment to him (positive or negative, it's an attachment), i win absolutely and categorically, and i cackle at your disgrace.

Glice 05.10.2010 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by GeneticKiss
Glice, Bono has no idea you are, probably will never see that post, and is far more successful on a financial level than you most likely are, and if he did see that post, he probably wouldn't care.

Think about that for a while when you're done being a Nazi.


The Nazis hated the Jews. Every time I see a Jew, they're usually doing something useful, like wearing a cool hat, sorting out accountancy problems or being neurotic stand-up comedians. Every time I see Bono, I want to throw something at him, like Birmingham civic centre. HITLER WOULD'VE LOVED BONO.

That dig at my not being as rich as Bono really hurt, by the way. I really wish I had the least carbon-neutral tour in the world and was one of the richest musicians so I could go around lecturing people about how capitalism and global warming are so fucking terrible

Glice 05.10.2010 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
I like to witter on smugly in spite of being empirically wrong, lol


You fail at life.

ni'k 05.10.2010 05:40 PM

bono is the epitome of christian capitalism and everything wrong with it.

bono would be organising make poverty history concerts to distract from hitlers wars and concentration camps.

GeneticKiss 05.10.2010 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
i win absolutely and categorically, and i cackle at your disgrace.


You and me both

Lurker 05.10.2010 05:46 PM

God Nike is bore!


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