I miss having an insane kitty kat

it was too hot in here, so i turned on the air conditioner. now i'm too cold. i mean, i could get up and walk across the room to adjust the temp on the thing, but why bother. the AC should just psychically know when i'm overly warm or cold and then do something about it. ugh.

ha! yeah, that's the spirit. i mean it gives our lives purpose, doesn't it? cuz otherwise what's there to do?


ah, i tried to patent that, but then i found that someone had done one where you clap your hands and the temperature changes. clever fuckers...

also (#1 first world problem)

I'M BORED!

The other day, the people at the cellphone store refused to sell me a ridiculously high-tech Korean smartphone because it was too much money.

Sales, they're doing it wrong.

infowars.com hasn't been updated in over 2 hours

our records and cassettes are eating my apartment alive

My life sucks because my parents gave me everything. I'm going to put on some black eyeliner and bitch now.

I'm wearing odd socks because I dressed myself in the dark when I got up this morning. Christ, I hope nobody notices!

you must spread the herp etc etc

I want to gorge endlessly on sweet, chocolatey breakfast cereals, but I'm already far too full!

FML

when i went on holiday they wouldn't let me through airport security with bottles larger than 100ml, so i had to throw away my shampoo and then buy a new bottle in the departure lounge.

ran out of bread!

gots two kinds of supa green ganj and don't know which to smoke first

Why did i update to iTunes 10? it's the worst piece of shit ever invented.

You better send 'em to me and I'll let you know!

Dude, OKC has zillions of chicks in Brooklyn. Do it up!

My only other experience with personals is Yahoo. It isn't saying much that OKC is better.

III@m on the home cooking oil/brandy-congac?!, so much alcohol, yet not enough liver!

I'm shaving my beard tomorrow and I'm undecided on the choice of razor.

buy a pack of five bic orange but be prepared to go through about three of them. at 99p for 5, though, it's still the cheapest option.

bic orange. punk as fuck

work has been preventing me from doing any new art. and i'm working all weekend