I remember learning what the word "surrealist" meant from a joke like that. It was something like:

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to climb the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with technicolor power tools."

And I just sat there for 5 minutes trying to imagine what a surrealist could be, and how I could become one.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

- Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write about how it felt.
- Three. One to screw it in, and two to talk about the sexual implications.
- Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket.
- Three. One to change the bulb, and two to secretly wish they were the socket.
- Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to kick the balls of any man who even tries to volunteer his help.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- None. The seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself.

How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- Just one. But the bulb has to really WANT to change.

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None 'o yo' fuckin' business!

Q: How many university students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to fuse all the electrics while doing something silly, and one to phone the landlord to ask for the lightbulb to be changed.

How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as you can.Chances are that they'll find it a boring task anyway.

how many women does it take to change a light bulb?
none! that bitch can cook in the dark

/LAUGH

How many bonobo's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and the other 2 to screw IN the light bulb.

Post number 35986986518658162398638568916895689165123 by Norma J about Cantankerous.

HAHA. It's funny 'cause it's true.

how many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none, the lead singer will do it.

Don't flatter yourself. Perchance it's a reflection upon yourself that I may post towards you so often. Even though I don't agree that I do. But you do. Another way of diverting it all back onto you?

So THATS what an ignored post looks like. Fascinating.

wow, being a little childish huh.

It's not very nice to make fun of someone's handwriting, you know.
Give her some credit for finally finishing "Hooked On Phonics."

Those are some damn sassy fine motor skills I've got, laddie. Don't you forget it.

I have better writing. If only you could see it. but you couldn't because you would die immediately in pure shock at how great it is.

Ahhh, Cantankerous has nothing left to give, if she even had anything in the first place.

Defining irony: Someone who bores and irritates most members of the board, but puts others or ignore when she... I meant, when that person, cannot back up what they're saying.