Mud-water for the weak.

Any Americans who have accidentally strayed into this thread piss off to your cwup of cwoffee and grease cakes thread. You are all smelly and lead sad tea-less, biscuit-confused lives. If you will.

TEA WITH MILK SUCKS

In the past year I've pretty much phased out coffee (except for an espresso once in a while) and only drink tea in the morning and for my afternoon break..... I find it refreshing and delightful........ I'm not English but Canada is part of the commonwealth, you know......

Honestly, going to Europe a few years ago ruined me for coffee over here, the places that can actually make a good cup of coffee are few and far between........

English breakfast, if you please........

a crap cup of coffee is equal to an excellent tea

Now that's just completely biased opinion.......

how the hell can you be biased about that, i mean unless my parents are coffee and i was brought up in tea dominated neighbourhood, getting my ass beat by tea everyday after school, in groups...because i'm too strong for the tea to handle one on one,and then i join a gang with other members of coffee descent and swear hatred against tea for all times

True.
Anything with milk sucks.

But Twinings tea... heaven.

Except that I'd sell my mother for coffee if I had to.

an integral part of cream a cream tea is racism and the ability talk about the colonies.

I'm a Moe Tucker fan. she know's how to T-party.

How could your parents "be coffee"........

racist.

All foreign board members are invited to Pookie Towers for a cream tea (tea extra milky).

I will hide behind the sofa if anybody comes.

I went to Nero to try and get one of those ice-coffee things on a hot day.
I ask: Can you make that without milk?
The woman says: Yes, we can use soya milk.
Buuuutt the soya milk powder contains real milk.

what? fuck off.

this means unlike hipsters i'll never be able to drink coffee through a straw?

More green tea than anything else. Always hot + usually w/ honey. Once in a blue moon I'll help myself to a tall glass off ice cold SUPER sweetened tea. Rare, but that stuff is amazing in hot humid hell GA.

Coffee, almost always black. Sometimes regular ol' creamer and a TINY bit of sugar. I like that powered stuff.

I love ice coffee. Really easy to make too.

Talking of twats drinking over-priced drinks through a straw: Shakeaway - what the fuck is that all about!?

I've tried ice americano and is even worse than normal americano.

How can you re-invent milkshakes? Just the thought of it makes me ill :(

French press
cold water
12 hours
raw sugar
fuck milk
fuck a straw.

you're welcome.

=cafetiere (for the non stupid).

You can imagine the stupid Americans who thought of that name: "What shall we call it? It's French and you press it..."

I love Americans really (in the same way I love giving my bum a really good scratch).

well, if we're going to be cunts (UK), it's a cafetière à piston, but we're not cunts (UK), are we?????

at least we're neither of us are Australian or we'd be discussing coffee plungers.