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Savage Clone 06.17.2011 03:48 PM

I am liking seeing board dinosaurs come back to life here. Myself included.

Genteel Death 06.17.2011 04:51 PM

Any other pompous people want to join this thread?

The Watcher 06.17.2011 05:36 PM

Ugh, never hire a guy with a pompadour......

Pookie 06.18.2011 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
I am liking seeing board dinosaurs come back to life here. Myself included.

It's like the good old days isn't it? atari waffles on, I make him look like a chump, he sends me weird pm's. I think I'm getting a stiffy.

truncated 06.18.2011 09:03 AM

This is rather nostalgic. I had good timing with my return, this is quite the resurrection.

Good advice from most of you. I appreciated it, though it mainly gave me more things to obsess over. I won't bore with the details, but I was interviewed by a four-person panel. I opted to do a couple shots of vodka instead of atari's suggested relation techniques, and I think my choice worked out well.

I didn't trip, use profanity, urinate on myself, or chew gum, so it went as well as could be expected. I find out next week.

Thanks again, everyone.

Sidenote: I was extremely early, so I drove around town to kill time. I had known it was an upscale neighborhood, but MY GOD, these were literally multimillion dollar estates. Each house was its own gated community with SECURITY GUARDS, and each property had no less than three houses on the premises (main mansion, guest house, pool house, etc.). I saw at least four horse farms within a five mile radius. If I get this job, I might have to start wearing makeup and combing my hair.

Genteel Death 06.18.2011 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nefeli
3. i wish i could take the gum out and stick it on the interviewer's desk before we start the interview and say pls remind me to take this after we are done, but thats just another dream.







You're the best.

atari 2600 06.20.2011 03:04 PM

Hope it works out, truncated.

Pookie's full of it - not sure how relating some advice that was solicited and then getting mocked for it makes me "look like a chump" - seems the other way around. Never sent any "weird PMs" to Pookie either - must be a pretty miserable dude to wanna make up something like that.

Anyway, I like not posting here anymore.

I just come here to read a bit once a week or month or so and this board's so much more pleasant that way.

truncated 06.20.2011 03:12 PM

Thanks atari. In the meantime, I am smoking like a fiend, shooting up coffee and creating disturbing art that I won't even dare describe here.

As Savage Clone pointed out, this has seemed to be an odd period of resurrection. I've quite enjoyed the old proverbial faces.

I don't advise quitting, but simply responding to posts that seem worthy to you on whatever merits you choose. It just so happens that that seems to occur in three year cycles.

I'm going to stick around a bit. Not simply because I'm unemployed, but I've charged myself with being the messiah of the board. I accept gifts in the form of Visa gift cards and tranquilizers.

Pookie 06.20.2011 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari 2600
Never sent any "weird PMs" to Pookie either.

I delete PMs regularly but I've always kept your's because they amused me so much. And they were pretty damn weird you have to admit.

floatingslowly 06.20.2011 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie
I delete PMs regularly but I've always kept your's because they amused me so much. And they were pretty damn weird you have to admit.

 

truncated 06.20.2011 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
 

sorry, I forgot to log out. I am Pookie.

One of the best laughs I've had in quite some time.

You have to admit, atari, you do have quite the temper, and tend to rant. And by god, I love you for it.

floatingslowly 06.21.2011 09:10 AM

why are you telling people I am Pookie? :confused:

that man is a scoundrel.

The Watcher 06.21.2011 10:09 AM

So did you get hired.......

The Watcher 06.21.2011 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afonso
Oh, wow, I didn't know that the incorrect punctuation of an interrogative sentence annoyed me so much.

Use a question mark you fucking twat.


Why are you so hostile......

floatingslowly 06.21.2011 11:19 AM

hey I liek the watcher and you pricks should leave her alone??

The Watcher 06.21.2011 11:23 AM

It was a serious question, what is wrong with you people.....

Also thanks floatinglsowly but I'm not a chick, I'm a dude......

floatingslowly 06.21.2011 11:25 AM

oh... well... this is awkward?

can I still masturbate to your picture and not be gay!!!!!

you look so soft and have pretty hair!

floatingslowly 06.21.2011 11:26 AM

so....
soft...
so....
prett----ooooh god unggggg

The Watcher 06.21.2011 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
so....
soft...
so....
prett----ooooh god unggggg


I'm pretty sure you just jerked off to a Manuel Gottsching LP cover...... I kind of jerk off to his excellent guitar playing.........

floatingslowly 06.21.2011 11:33 AM

way to kill my boner, afonso. :(


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