i only had to kill 5 of them by suicide so we would both be dead and i could resurrect off their corpses.

i had a word with chabib and he apologized and he knows his place now and he promised me we won't be putting up with any more of his shit.

my lifes work.... deleted...

humanities loss is incalculable

humanities. o the huge manatees.

is anyone else excited about this? I just realized that the current value of my Bauhaus vinyl has gone through the roof!

the roof! the roof! the roof is on fire.

Colliers Wood shopping centre along from me was done last night. One shop had been set alight and most of the others looted. Some garages were looted in the area, too. I'd be really surprised if Wimbledon town centre doesn't become a target, although I'm seeing masses more police in the area now than I did last night, when for a couple of hours it was just large groups of kids wandering around doing whatever they wanted with no police presence at all. I spoke to some of my family in East Ham and it was apparently really bad there - and again, absolutely no police.

The West Londoner- West Bromwich: 200 youths in hoodies have been seen on the streets in and police have now pushed the crowd to one side.
1 hour ago

why would the police care? no royals are getting married, and when blacks get too much trouble they can just shoot them in the head.

then they can hire that coroner they used for ian tomlinson to fix the verdict.

the big society in action.

thus spake camerthustrah

honestly what are these hoodies rioting for? once they have been kicked off JSA because there are no jobs they should either sign up to die in afghanistan or dematerialize into the mire of the urban squalor from whence they came.

oh why do the poor replicate so, especially if there is so little employment for them? one would think they would have the decency to hold out for a time when we aren't destroying the economy and their social services through austerity measures that we think make the economy better even though they don't and it's obvious to everyone.

as far as i was instructed at eton, babies get baked when the woman puts her ann-us into the man's vaginis. you must pay for a doctor to make a house call or if your poor they do it on the nhs yes? so why don't we just charge the poor to breed so they don't do it willy nilly? and furthermore, what type of loony lefty is performing all these birthings? no doubt its those intransigent communist socialists trying to breed the urban ghettos into overpopulation so they can convince the poor they have a right to loot! Feeding them communist propaganda and spreading entitlement mentalities! It is balderdash and bugbear!

so... the answer is to cut the... nhs? yes?
ok. so we will cut the nhs. quick, while noone's looking.

now if there's any more of this trouble i will have to spank the hooligans myself. pip pip, they shall take a right rogering if there's anymore of this rumpus. oh toodle tosh my vaginis is getting a bonar just thinking about it! didn't their housemasters not bang the thuggery out of them in the rowing sheds after elevenses? what college did these yobbos attend? can their fathers not be called in from their holiday in the maldeves to give them an awful talking to? oh jolly hockey sticks! golly gosh! chip chip churrah! toodle pip! tickety boo old bean!

Yes Thanks I Worked Long And Hard On It Thanks!!!

SORRY CAPS WENT AWAY THERE FOR A SECOND.

I SAID:

YES THANKS I WORKED HARD ON IT THANKS!

well he had a loaded gun in his car....but he didn't shoot it at the police.....but he had a loaded gun in his car.....

Genteel, did the trouble in Tower Hamlets go anywhere besides Bethnal Green?

I'm hearing on the radio right now that Manchester is getting really bad.

yeah, the news says that Salford is lighting up.

please....has anybody checked on Morrissey??¿??

last seen stealing a bean burger

Its not gonna kick off tonight, enough police on the streets and enough pissed off Kebab shop owners ready to get all Ottoman on these little bastards if need be.

tell em to knock it off the season starts this saturday for christsakes...

Rupert Murdoch has a secret army of flying monkeys that get called into action whenever a minute of the Premier League season comes under threat.

The Arndale has been razed
Shop staff knocked off their ladders
Security guards up from the escalators
And now darkness descends...

not too spicy, I hope. he has such a delicate constitution.

palace's carling cup 1st round game against crawley town was called off, i'm sure they'll do the same for the first weekend of the premiership...

tips for looters -

make sure to scratch off any serial numbers of items you wish to keep in your home. as long as they can't be traced, and you've got plausible denial, you're set.

dispose of ALL packaging, either in someone elses bin, or in a fire

if you think you've been CCTVed (u probably have) then get rid of the clothes you were wearing that night. all of them.

if cops come to your door with print outs of cctv footage - step 1 is deny. step 2 is deny. obviously

otherwise, have fun! make sure to leave the independent shops alone and go for the big chains. remember - if you don't want it, and you can't ebay it, or otherwise flog it, don't be dumb enough to try and cash convert it with your own ID. make sure to get something nice for your mother.

also, did you know that the daily mail offices are in london? it's true. i'll just leave that thought with you.

yours,

david cameron