Yeah. I hear they are coming for your town next, cantankerous.

Via Minnesota. Watch out, they'll loot your virginity!

They know where it is? I haven't seen it in ages.

It is true that the US are very self-absorbed. This is a well known fact... for those outside the US.

But anyways, I read that piece. Touching. I commend you on your efforts.
I also watched a documentary the other night about how the prisoners were left in their cells for a stupid amount of time whilst the water rose around them. Finally they were sent to another prison, but all the paper work and evidence of the inmates was destroyed by flooding, therefore people who had raped or killed someone had no evidence to support that case, which means they could walk free and/or avoid the death penalty. It also meant the people who were only sentenced to 14 days or so for unpaid parking fines could be in there indefinitely. One man had been in there for 6 or so months for unpaid parking fines because they had no clue why he was in there. It was havoc, and the authorities handled it terribly.

well, there's enough blacks and hookers here for the entire US.

I'll take 3 blacks and 4 hookers.

name your price.

I'll give you 10 dollars, a bottle cap, and some chewing gum.

what kind of chewing gum?

Name your brand. Go on, be extravagant.

double mint.

Good choice!

I didn't read the original post either. But the USA sucks ass, and the government doesn't care about poor blacks or Louisiana. And Osama bin Laden is G.W.'s buddy.

Oh, and can you ship them priority mail?

sure can.