You were only merry, I would say. Certainly not a jibbering wreck of bullshit, as I was last night.

So are you, Mr & Bowels, saying that your flatmate wants a bit of HOT cock? Because that's quite HOT. Like an oven, or something else that's really HOT.

she's looking for a man. especially a scottish one with a ginger beard (perverse, i know).

She's an Arab Strap fan then?

she is actually.

I once heckled Aiden Strap. He called me a 'whiny dick'. Another good reason to not go see bands when you're hammered.