my sister posted on this board a few times in the old days and she's almost a celebrity now, but she doesn't look like anyone famous, but she and i look a bit alike

Almost a celebrity?

*buys copies of Heat*

she hasn't been in heat, but she's been interviewed in the guardian, the telegraph and twice by the evening standard, there's even a wikipedia page about her

pantophobia IS corey feldman...

Holy shit, he is. He's even old Corey Feldman.

I demand to know who she is.

I've quite possibly read the Telegraph piece.

the telegraph piece is floating about on the internet but i won't post it because she was mortified by the made up quotes they attributed to her

Who is sheee?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felicity_Gilbert

http://www.stormmodels.com/womendetails.html?id=3038

Ah. Your parents must've been totally hot. Model children.

god, your mother must be proud. TWO models in the family.

she looks like you in a wig.

I've got something ccoking downstairs.I better be careful...............

maybe porkmarras looks like ray stubbs?

fuck it................

yeah.

ooh, not chicken, lamb kebabs only, it's the law

Go and fuck yourselves.

fuck your own self!