Ah, shit. I got hired this morning at TARGET. I have to take a drug test in an hour. The chances of me passing are about 50/50. I need money. I want to pass.

im staying the fuck out of the internet

You stay the fuck out ofd thae internet while I get anohter shou of bacardiu

i got suckered into going out tonight even though i have to pack up some shit for going to new york all weekend and for when i move in nine days.

my stepdads coming to my house in holland for the week... i also might be going to amsterdam to get a big muff

and i told them all fuck you, i did. stayed home. fuck packing.

A friend of mine celebrates his birthday at the SMart cafe, another one celebrates hers in a mate's flat. I think I will be going to both.

Alright. Here is what I did.

Friday: Went to a concert at a tailgating party. I was supposed to sing the end of a song and the band FORGOT IT. I was rather pissed. I hung out with friends from the cities afterwords.

Saturday: Hung out at a Mexican restaurant with friends until midnight. Didn't really do anything else.

Sunday: Stephen came home this morning and we hung out at the pier and drank wine and listened to music. Now, I'm at home because I have school in teh morning.

I thought you were not moving?

Hmm, yeah, or it could just be that you're an immature, self-obsessed, clueless ignoramus.

The parents have to be sad to see the children go for "empty nest syndrome" to occur, Hayden. That's probably why you've never heard the phrase before.

Immature? Hardly. Do you really think I come across as younger than 16?

Who knows. It could be that I don't plan on having kids so I've shut out the whole idea of an "empty nest" completely. My nest will never have anything in it.

You come across as younger than about 8.

Ha!!!

Ahh. My parents more or less kicked me out of my home. I understand now.

Smart move on their part.

Dear, God! Really?

This has broken my self-asteem. How can I continue to be pretentious and a huge know-it-all if I'm younger than 8?

I don't know but don't lose any sleep over it.

my trip to new york was lovely in case you care. i got into both the dictators saturday night and patti smith last night and caused a scene in the airport.
if i said no, i would be lying. and would i ever lie to you?

for a start, you may want to learn how to spell "esteem" properly.

I've marked it down.