That certainly covers the range as well as my interests in Burzum and the Trees Community.

Record that entire post in your farmer accent, send it to me, and then I'll decide.

I dons' be 'aavin' no meens as to be sandin' yoo no 'lectric voysez Miss Truncaytaad. Woods be aas yous'll 'aves'h makes yoowr own minds 'p loike.

Wait - what's that sound?

I do believe that's the lip-flapping of a pussy.

I can cow-tow to any amount of bullying (no, seriously, I'm a pathological masochist) but this doesn't change the fact that I have no means of translating my voice into ones and zeros.

EDIT: Lies - here's the last few things I said: "0000110100100010000101010001010111111010101011111 01010101010001001100111001101101001101011111101010 1010010, and furthermore, 00011110101010101000111001011001100000111010110101 000000111110011010101010000101011110001110011001, so of course it transpires she couldn't 00100010010101010101010101111111110010100010111101 1100010000101000100110011000101, the fucker 0001110."