Way to take me seriously.

Now die.

Well, I was contemplating suicide because I was so deeply hurt by your flawlessly cutting zingers.

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Truly, my agression is all just a cover up of how madly I am in love with you, Drone.

I figured as much. It was the bowl cut photo,wasn't it?

hm, when the make-up sex happens i hope it doesnt happen here :p

oh, how'd you guess?

oh it won't. i wouldn't want him to get my 'hepatitis' (as yet undiagnosed) in front of everyone. how embarassing.

"He has the hepatitis."

ha ha. you know i was thinking that considering your shitty diet it could also be gall bladder stones. they will make you nauseous too.

well i wish i had health insurance. this is going to cost me some major money.

I sometimes wake up at night screaming because of past rubbish haircuts. I currently have an art deco-esque figure of Jesus Christ dyed into my hair, which is, so far as I understand, quite the 'in' haircut. I should note that it's not too emo a picture of Christ.

It looks a bit like this: but art deco and in hair.

gall bladder stones or at least some furious clogging can be taken care of by drinking lime juice on an empty stomach, followed by some apple juice. apparently the citric & malic acids help soften the thing so it can be spat out.

just check your eye whites & see if they turn yellow. that often means a bad liver. greyish turds too, but if i go into further detail some people might start having the twitches.

i'm not jaundiced, but i look sick. i'm even whiter than usual.

i only puked twice today instead of four times.

This is, after all, the achilles heel of being the kind of person who likes to "have fun" with one's hair and/or fashion.

not exactly. the achilles heel is guilt, which-- you are guilty of. :p

Yeah. I had a weekend of being a cybergoth. Silver hair extensions, silver eyeliner and the like. It looked shit hot. But that doesn't come across so well in the pictures. I'm quite a fan of short-lived 'radical' haircuts. That's one of the benifits of being male - if you go horribly wrong, you can shave it all off and start again. And if you look shit with a crew cut, it'll only be for a few weeks. Thankfully, I have never forayed into the world of 'Dread'locks, although that would be an accurate description of some of the more outre of my haircuts.

Well, at least I won't be guilty of buying into the great Beard Wave of the early 2000s.

you would look hilarious with a beard. like grizzly adams.

I couldn't grow a decent beard to save my life, actually, but since I think beards are gross this is not a problem for me.

Likewise, thanks to puberty seemingly missing out the ability to grow facial hair with me.