When crypto was 5 he used to play a game called "Bathroom Cowboy" @ public restrooms
He would walk into a stall, drop his pants, grap his wee-wee and twirl it in circles and what not
spelling out his name and drawing things
trying to pee on as much things as he could
the toilet paper, the walls, the toilet, the toilet knob, etc.
all this while pretending he was swingin' a lasso with his other hand
One day he decided to try this at home...
there was 4 differnet bathrooms on the 2nd floor of the house
one in his room, another one in his sisters, another one in the playroom, and another one in the guest room
Well, crypto decided to do it in the guest rooms bathroom
the incident went unnoticed for 3 days
My mother mentioned that the maid had to clean pee of the walls, floor, toilet, and sink before dinner
she asked me if i knew anything about this
and i blamed it on the dog

i was grounded for 2 weeks and i got a spankin'
never again would crypto play bathroom cowboy

CREEP.

Crypto! You didn't!? What a naughty boy.

When Danny was five he pushed his sister down the stairs in the middle of the night.

Home is where the hurt is.

Was your sister okay?

My son don't wear a mac, let alone a white one. What you talking about, Willis?

When Danny was 15 he won a game of FOX Bingo at a concert for knowing the Simpson's house number. He is still 15.

didnt what

Referring to your pee story.

oh hahah yeah
i was afraid of getting another spanking :/
that was the only time i had ever been spanked

Yeah, that would do it for just about any mom or dad. We can take so much, but pissing on things--that's it.

Friends of ours have a kid (like 6 or so) who pees on things when he gets angry (he gets pissed, so he takes a piss, I guess).

Crap, you must have had a huge house.

EMMAh?How come no pictures of you while you were fiddled with by your stepdad?

When Emma was a couple years younger, she got mad at her brother and painted the word 'poo' on his bedroom door. It's still there hahaha.

I know! More money than sense, if you ask me..

What ARE you talking about? I don't even have a stepdad.

He's been getting crazier and crazier as each day goes by.

my oh my.

the cherry stalk thing is amazing. twin peaks eat your heart out.

Alex's Trip had a crush on his 7th grade teacher.

when jon boy was 12 he shot his next door neighbour in the face by accident.