niiiiiice

sweeeeet.

i'll even hire a skid row cover band to play at our wedding.
srsly.

very nice

You seem rich enough, you could probably afford the real thing. But first, VH1 will have to do a special in which they get the band back together.

waz up nigga?

the band is actually on tour (i saw them a couple of days ago hahaha) without sebastian...
we could hire them.
my friend booked them for 7,500.
they would prob do a wedding for 12,000

BUT SRSLY, take that into consideration.

keepin it gangsta, dippin oreo cookies

well, not really...
just drinking some water.

hey new sig, i thought everyone was just quoting this picture

yeah... im not sure how i feel about it

You can always change to an animated GIF from the "18 and Life" video:

sweeeeet!!!!!!!!!
many thanks.

rickyyyyy was a youuung boyyy!

ewhart?

this is for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2j223iVjDA


i paint a picture of the days gone byyyyy
when went blind and you would make me seeeee
id stare a lifetime into yr eyeeeeeeees!
so that i knewww that you were there for me!
time after time, you were there for meeee!

remember yesterdaaaay!
walkin haaand in haaaand!
love letters in the saaaand,
i reeeemmmeeemmbber youuuuu!
through the sleepless niggghtttts,
through every endleessss dayyyy
I'd wanna hear ya sayyy
IiiiiiiIIIi Reeeemmmeeemmbbeerr Youuuuu
Woooww oOooOOohhh wow-ooO-oOoohhhhhh!

I watched Borat last night. Pam ran like hell through the parking lot. Good laugh. Don't think it was for real though.

it wasnt
she said she knew about it in advance
her bodyguards didnt though

Well, they were pretty slow in dealing with Sasha? They really force him to the ground, but it took them like 3 blocks.

I was lying in bed the other night and jerking off, but seriously...I was lying in bed one night and this commerical comes on for the University (of Virginia) health system. It was a very basic low-budget commercial (much like their other classifieds they air) wherein they solicit for participants in a research study. This one though was asking for participants for something to do with labiaplasty and the commercial briefly described the study as (I'll paraphrase) "a cosmetic procedure to smooth out folds and wrinkles of the labia."
It was not mentioned that they were only seeking female applicants (that I can remember) hahaha.

GASP. And it's live!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBeFL3qI-n8

Don't click that link.

poor tara, her nipples looke like crap.


who is she?