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if it's too late for that maybe go to mcdougal street and eat pizza in the same place louis ck eats it ha ha ha



that's just 1/2 block from the comedy cellar.

mcdougal st. is a fun street cuz nyu is nearby, so there are places to go all around. i mean, unless you have plans & stuff. okay seeya.

ps- our friend adam died so we're all bummed out

I read about Adam :(

I only have two Adam stories. in the first we decided to eventually get married. the second one happened at ATP. I went outside to get some air and a group of people were talking about him and his stuff but they didn't know him from syg or anything, they said they found his stuff on the Internet and really liked it. and I thought "YOU GO, ADAM"

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Last Night i had a cheeseburger and fries and a gin and tonic in Hoboken and watched two films but I fell asleep.

today we are going to the housing works bookstore and ... idk. grab food somewhere

I'm here with Patrick, drinking coffee, writing, super-excited for the Pony Express' arrival. Also we are discussing the likelihood of mermaid ninjas.

not sure about ninjas, but chesapeake mermaids command vast armies of soft-shell crabs.

you gonna take her to bawlmor?

If we had a bit more time, but the plan for now is just DC and Rockville.

she's into american lit, maybe you have time to visit this and show her how america treats its best writers.

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/7283

dang, that looks/sounds dismal.

but she was asking about "the national literature" the other day.

ps- does second story still exist/ have that huuuuuge warehouse in rockville???

they're closing

http://evgrieve.com/2014/02/building...anes-will.html

me got tattoed!

also, bob bert is sitting next to me, looking at pictures of himself LOL

someone post my new babies, I just put them up on Facebook but I can't copy the image URL with my phone

thanks!!

tesla, you coming to mission of Burma tonjght?

at penn station, waiting for my train to paradise 8)

Lee show is cancelled :(

Not good :(

If you run into him, you should say "Bitch, please! Where was my show last night?"

can I touch their butts instead? or at least pet their heads?

I've Never Seen So Much Snow In Real Life!!!

I just looked out at Madison Avenue and it appears to have changed over to sleet - frozen rain - aka slop. But they're gonna get 15" upstate so i can go snowshoeing saturday.

America makes dreams come true.

hello i am back, new york was okay. at first i didnt really like it but then it got 930783473487 better and awwwwwwwwwww those hormones.

Some American adventure photos!

Tim Dahl and a very cool lady (whose name I forgot, shame on me!) playing at the Downtown Music Gallery:



This is Bob being the happiest person in the world cause I got him a muppet:


This was my share of the snow storm:


Went to see Mission of Burma. I love Clint *fanning myself*

At Union Pool, I sat on my butt and watched the stage. I also met tesla!


I ate a corndog. It was okay, but nothing special, unfortunately


TEH BEST


the tattoo you saw, the cute guy i didn't photograph

It all becomes clear now.

BOSTON (Reuters) - Cyber criminals have infected hundreds of thousands of computers with a virus called "Pony" to steal bitcoins and other digital currencies....

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/39-pony-39-...7--sector.html

hey friends!

A bunch of my friends are going to NYC in a few weeks.
and because I am the best friend ever and because some of them haven't been to the states EVER i want to prepare something fun for them!
thought of a "weird shit of NYC/U.S."-bingo?
anyone know any weird things i could use for that?

looking for stuff kinda like this

http://animalnewyork.com/2015/theres...on-the-subway/

^ hahahahahahha

I'm bored, so here we go:
NYC's First 'Professional Cuddler' Will Spoon You For Money (VIDEO)

New York's Museum Of Sex Mounts Very Explicit Exhibits (NSFW)


Pet Cemeteries May Bury Owners With Animals In New York



'Meat Rushmore' Sculpture Shows Presidents Covered In Jerky

Bigfoot Unveiling Turns Into Huge Toe Job



Man Sues Almost Everyone For $2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

that's 2 undecillion ??




Naked Cowboy Gets Underwear Line



Real Estate Mogul Sean Ludwick Allegedly Paints Penises In Ex's Home



Brian Malta Fired Unloaded Civil War-Era Cannon At Neighbors





ok, so this one is not from New York, but worth the read anyway :)
Gregory Matthew Bruni, Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands' Florida Home

some more:

Lower East Side Studio Features Kitchen With Shower

Intoxicated Man Arrived by Taxi to Rob Florida Bank

Bronx Office Manager Arrested for Allegedly Acting as Dentist, Performing Root Canals and Pulling Teeth

oklahoma's legislature just passed, unanymously, a bill to allow execution with nitrogen (it kills by oxygen deprivation). it hasn't been tested but they promise it will be "quick and painless." that's oklahoma & science for you. this i think in response to lack of killing pharmaceuticals that european companies no longer wish to sell to state-sanctioned murderers. best part of all is the author of the bill... his name MIKE CHRISTIAN. lolololol. oklahoma!

I don't know what to think of this judge's decision:
New York City buses must show 'killing Jews' ad, judge rules

Freedom of speech is good, but "It strains credulity to believe that New Yorkers would be incited to violence by ads that did not incite residents of Chicago and San Francisco,"

that scares me, there only has to be one douchebag to ruin it for all the New Yorkers credibility.

oh wow, guys! thanks a lot! gonna read that stuff now and start working on that bingo thingy!!