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Yep i'm struggling to get wha's pissed him off so much. If you hate so much why don't you put her on your ignore list?

This thread is turning into Eastenders

I know, great isn't it. I'll be Grant and you be Phil, we'll be the hard boys.

well... if you're a pussy like me, drink strawberry wine coolers 8)

lets have an open and free flowing exchange of opinions then.

when i see a total loser, i tell them.

yes but pardon me for saying it, here you're the one coming across like one.

dun-dun-dundododododod (carrys on witht eh eastenders theme tune.

Truncated i'm you mother and alyssa is your son-in-law by the way.

i dont mind about that. this board isnt my life or anything. just have to call out a fucking asshole when i see one.

Am I missing anything here?

Just looks like someones got sand in there fanny.

ok so i'll do the same. however good your intentions might be (and who am i to judge), you're the one acting like a fucking asshole. :D

Twat, stop being a twat.

Um.....Yes...this thread has gone a bit fucked.

Back to drinks. Hip Priest beat me to the Zubrowka reccomendation. I dislike vodka a fair bit but this stuff is nice.

Not spirts but you can't go wrong with a cheap sherry, some ginger wine or a bottle of buckfast.

I'll drink anything.

jizz? :D

If the money's good.

well, i just make sure i have a good puke & drink a pint of water and/or a cup of tea before i go to bed, it's a kind of preemptive strike to a hangover

calm down! you're just coming across as bitter and getting in the way of everyone else's conversation. i don't know what went on between you two, this isn't real life, so don't embroil the rest of us in your drama.

Amstel, or a good vodka with just about anything. Except jizz.

And it never ceases to amaze me the amount of candy asses on here who ACTUALLY take offense to comments people make to them. As though a PUBLIC forum is a place to cry about people picking on them. BOO HOO.

oh. a pity. :D

The Amstel? The good vodka? or the jizz?

That would make a great album name.....

ha ha ha. true. i just like it when a joke assumes renewed life.

you've tried vodka mixed with jizz?

I don't know man, what do you think?

You know it:D

well people get up to all kinds of bizarre stuff behind closed doors, much more bizarre than mixing vodka with jizz, so i think yes. and i think !"£$% has had his jizz mixed with vodka and drunk by another party.

Alright, to my knowledge, no.

But also, if someone, for whatever reason was into drinking jizz. Why would they mix it with vodka?

Tell us Kegmama, how do you like your jizz?

so dont get involved tom gilbert.

har har. i wouldnt mix my shots it with vodka as i think it would curdle & float on the potion. but see at first i understood that margiek rejected all jizz, and i thought her social life was lacking (well-- who am i to presume! maybe she gets her kicks elsewhere!) :D

oh hm i hope we dont get overly serious with this shit. it's all bawdy jokes. and i repped krastian for his nonchalant response. please be kind on my stupidity :o

AHAHA ok two things!!!!

1.) I thought it was forgoten my old user name was MARGIEK

and

2.) For the 44375768th time! I'm a guy AHA.

oh! a guy named margie? then you MUST drink jizz after all :D
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no no ok but i thought you were a chick sorry

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still waiting to hear from kegmama....
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fuck i gotta go. i wonder how i'll take the foot off my mouth while absent...

i dunno man, why would somebody drink piss and then post a photo of themself doing so, on the internet? people do all kinds of gross shit for fun...

i've seen it done (in porn, i grant you)

if you are so intent on squabbling in full view of everyone else then you have to take into account that other people will find your antics tiresome. i'm not interested in who is right or wrong... just keep a fucking lid on it.

My name isn't Margie, when I signed up to the old board I couldn't think of a clever user name, so naturally my friend Margie picked the most unclever name possible, her name and initial. I thought it was funny, and maybe it still is, considering some of you still haven't figured it out.

Ahaha it is funny.

Now I have a user name most of you can't pronouce. Whatever.

and none of your threads about shit or whatever or any of your squabling ever got in the way of anyone else?

who made you the board police?

Your eyes have seen some strange stuff my friend. The internet is weird.

Officer.

i don't recall ever hijacking a thread to continually hurl insults at a specific board member, especially in such a pedestrian fashion as you have in this thread...

nobody made me board police anyway... but then nobody ever made anybody board police when it came to calling out khchris for his attacks on the characters of various board personages.