Title - "The Palace of Trash"
The idea - Everyone on the SY Board gors to London's Trash Palace and causes mayhem.
Director - Alex's Trip
Producer - Kegmama (she'd keep everyone in line) and Toilet and Bowels (ditto)
Scriptwriter - Glice and jennthebenn
Music - Me and Sarram (imgaine the arguments with us 2 in the same room!)
DJ - cryptoguy
Singing - schizogirl
Stars - Cantanky, girlgun, Nefeli, demonrail, floatingslowly and mangajunky
Supporting cast - everyone else

*waits impatiently for the start of filming "Palace Of Trash"*

protagonist exits grocery store

protagonist enters parking lot to see people in parking space instead of cars

said people are all wearing patent leather shoes and bunny rabbit heads and having sex

end of film

^^^Cut. Print. Oscars galore!

"Will Smith fails. World perishes. But we are truly saved."


THERE.

Actually, I never read the first post and didn't realize there was a limit. I love a challenge.

"Al Pacino gets eaten by giant erotic panda bear.

The end"

protagonist goes to doctor

protagonist gets prostate exam

an entire universe is discovered in protagonist's rectum

Being John Malkovich's Ass?

Cantanky - In this universe, the classic Hawkind line-up are playing an hour-long version of "Silver Machine". There are Stacias everywhere grooving around, and everyone's ripped on Purple Haze LSD.

BADMINTON FISH

its a cartoon about a group of good for nothing fish that join a indoors badminton team and head to top of the league

along the way they come across some pretty silly characters such as Permanent Pedestrian

BILLY SKIDS AND THE BLACK BOYS

3 best friends embark on a journey to the center of a massive futuristic shopping mall

I like the Cantankerous flick and it makes 10 words.

Mine :

Crying nosebleeding girl. Blood reaches ceiling. Whole crying family drowns.

guy argues that album sucks, other guy disagrees. lasts 4hours.

Kangaroo discovers cure for terminal fuckwittedness. Saves world. The End.

kangaroo movies are not to make a revival after some 20 years, when the new wave of dog movies becomes stale and that's very unlikely.

Shark kills woman, small town panics, but doesn't close beach, gets cop to kill shark with a fisherman and a marine biologist. Shark dies. Minimal soundtrack.

Young children on shrooms take over the neighborhood. In 3D.

Everyneurotic - Alright then, howsabout this:

Kangaroo joins Whitehouse. Kicks William Bennett to death. The End.

dog movies are the new avant garde transgression wave.

^^^Un Chien Andalou, anyone?

lalwz

i had this idea of this guy, this psycho killing people, then turning them onto their backs and then making 2 chains from their shoulders to their buttocks that fit over the psycho killer dudes shoulders like a backpack. then he like, takes out their insides and stores stuff in their bodies and uses them as backpacks

^Somebody put this in the classic quotes thread.

mead could sponsor.

some sort of science team drill to the center of the earth and lose contact with their home base after their machine is badly damaged

with enough food supplies to last a few yrs they decide to climb out of the earth which takes yrs and stuff happens

Oh fuck I lol'd

Cantanky becomes USA president. Orders the Runaways to reform. The end.

i would have to order that their drummer come back from the dead.

speaking of, i would never want to be president of this fucking hellhole. $400 G's a year for that shit? no thank you.

You have the power to raise the dead, I reckon.

Tell ya what, I'll be "president", and you can be my Minister for Rock and Paryting. Deal?

a job i would be good at. well done.

epic adventure trilogy starts mid-epic in space or fantasy world

I still maintain that

someone should make this http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/06/ny...&o ref=slogin into a documentary

new residents to upscale Harlem luxury apartments are up in arms over the African drum circle in Marcus Garvey Park

hear the story at NPR
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...oryId=14124206

do it like lynch:

dream.dream.dream.dream.dream.dream.dream.dream.dr eam.dwarf.

the trick is to do it in such a great way like he...

poor guy wants new rug from rich guy. complications rise.

isn't it 90210? ha hahhaa

A mother fights a long-lasting battles with her kids for them not to turn gay....

hey nic i think this could work! :D ;)

Melly kills George Lucas for raping his childhood with Ewoks. The end.

Ben Affleck dies. whichever movie this was, gets suddenly better.

i'll pay to see that. especially if he dies within the first 2 minutes of the movie and there are no flashbacks.