you can ask around, them all call me Habte. besides, what were your parents thinking when they named you cryptowonderdruginvogue?

there's power in True Names.

flipside: I can now make you my zombie.

Uhm... they DIDN'T name cryptowonderdruginvogue

now who's telling stories? Hmmm?

Crypto had it legally changed because going through elementary school with the first name Hymen was just too brutal.

You mean we didn't have to use our actual names? I wish I'd known.

my parents almost named me shameful_accident69. :(

I wish I had been so lucky. :(

My parents named me Gary Glitter. Bastards!!! :mad:

hahahaha, entertainment for the morning
thanks

did yr dad poo on yr mom's head or was it the other way around?

i thought that was your glam rockstar name!

my mother named me lillian. LILLIAN. FOR FUCKSAKE. i've been 80 years old since i came out of the womb!!!

yr doin' it wrong.

on the contrary, i'm doin it RIGHT.

At least your mum didn't give you a boy's name - you are of course grimly aware as to what my "real" name is! :D
(My mate's daughter is called Lillian, and she's cuter than a thousand buttons - TrueMellyFax).

i don't think my name really suits me at all, even lilly

which is one reason why i'm called casper, ever since i was a little girl (initially it was because i was white and bald and had a big head and looked like casper the ghost)

Have you thought of getting your name legally changed from Lilly to whatever it is you'd prefer?

yes, i'm having my name changed to habte selassie.

Hahahahahaha!

HA!

so you tink you gwon find me ti bon ange?

We thought of Lilly as a name for our daughter. I love that name.

my nieces name is lilly, I think it is lovely.