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atsonicpark 01.02.2009 08:48 AM

Almost Famous sucks but it's definitely not a "worst film ever".

noisereductions 01.02.2009 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Almost Famous sucks but it's definitely not a "worst film ever".



I think it's alright. But that's besides the point. When someone says something like American Pie is a worst movie ever, it just makes me think they haven't seen too many movies. American Pie is a pretty middle of the road film. It's entertaining, but it's neither great nor horrible.

ALIEN ANAL 01.02.2009 10:09 AM

alone in the dark

atsonicpark 01.02.2009 10:19 AM

agreed, nr.

Silent Dan Speaks 01.03.2009 03:17 AM

5 pages of bad movies and no one has said Plan 9 from Outer Space?

Shame on you, Sonic Youth Gossip. Shame on you.

acousticrock87 01.03.2009 03:45 AM

I love Almost Famous, and that's about all there is to it.

atsonicpark 01.03.2009 08:02 AM

Plan 9 from outerspace is an amazing film.

phoenix 01.03.2009 08:04 AM

are you kidding? I mean its a laugh but its horrendous. even at 3 in the morning in the middle of the woods with a bunch of other nerds on a home theatre set up.. it still only just made background interest and laughs for me.

atsonicpark 01.03.2009 08:06 AM

No I'm not kidding. That film is about a thousand times more entertaining than most of the bullshit that people like. I'd take that over a thousand Donnie Dickfaces and Requiem for a Drugmoviethatsucks.

My personal favorite Ed Wood film is Glen or Glenda?, however.

acdc518 01.03.2009 04:54 PM

Highlander II

LifeDistortion 01.03.2009 07:07 PM

"Plan 9 From Outer Space" is too amusing at this point to be considered worst movie. If you played that in theatres it would probobly be as celebrated as "The Rocky Horrer Picture Show", its bad but not unwatchable which automatically makes it NOT the worst movie ever.

davenotdead 01.03.2009 07:10 PM

the Spirit. terrible terrible

noisereductions 01.03.2009 08:16 PM

Plan 9 is fucking great. A lot of Ed Wood films are great. If a film keeps you amused for its duration, then it's not a bad film. I'd rather watch Plan 9 over something like The Matrix any day.

NWRA 01.03.2009 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
there was this horrid porn i watched once. "the erotic witch project". really amateur and a blair witch imitation, except the "erotic witch" makes women horny.

not such a bad premise, but at some point there is a guy in a gorilla suit jerking off while he watches a bunch of women getting it on with each other.

the gorilla suit is where they fucking lost me.


Man, I've seen that. In fact, I've seen The Erotic Gladiator, some lame A Clockwork Orange parody, and more, all by the same company. It could be my Mastermind subject. I was under 18, working in a videostore, and I let my friends rent them, and then watched them myself. It was before the Internet.

No way is Rocky Balboa one of the worst films ever! It's got a cool, melancholy atmosphere (Rocky hanging-out in empty bars, talking to himself) and it's (deliberately) funny as hell at times.

These 'worst film ever' threads are tricky because the real worst films ever are just terrible - they're not terrible in a cult-ish way, a so-bad-it's-good-way, and they're not amatuerish student films - they're just terrible, no redeeming factors and not entertaining at all. Like a horror film called Strays which used to be shown on Channel 5 every week or so, about a family being attacked by cats - not panthers or some kind of nuclear-cat but just domesticated cats that are angry for some reason. It was just terrible in every way, like you couldn't believe a human-being would ever get the idea to make it, write the script, get the funding and direct it over the course of two years, genuinely believing it's good.

atsonicpark 01.03.2009 08:59 PM

Exactly. (to nr's post)

wellcharge 01.03.2009 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by [Sandbag]
sorry but... this is the winner



the wicker man - remake

worst
movie
ever...

i remember thinking 'i wasted 2 hours of my life watching this shit'
the ending is... made me laugh a lot
100% cliched


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

Antagon 01.03.2009 09:45 PM

Lol it looks like Nic Cage's acting inspiration was Schwarzenegger

Rob Instigator 01.04.2009 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions
I saw Soul Man a million times as a kid. There's way worse. Cabin Boy anybody???


cabin boy isa one star movie with some funny moments. howard the duck is not only unfunny, but confusingly inept in ALL it's aspects.

noisereductions 01.04.2009 01:33 PM

Cabin Boy is terrible. But I watch it every few years to remind myself HOW awful. Plus it syncs up with Ween's THE MOLLUSK. (Seriously. I've tried it.)


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