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You: fancy seeing you here Stranger: its 0.25 where i live You: 5 minutes too late to get high Stranger: i like grapes You: who doesn;t? You: grapes rule Stranger: donno Stranger: after pineapples You: donuts? Stranger: pies Stranger: :D You: furpie? Stranger: cream... pie..... ASKLFHKLAS Stranger: cheesepie Stranger: mudcake You: jus dont dunk her head in the toilet whilst yr ballsdeep in her asshole Stranger: what the fuck :D? Stranger: ill try to remember that You: good advice You: she needs to breathe too You: we are all alive Stranger: next time i have ballsdeep analsex with a WOMAN You: with whatever Stranger: :D You: dogs don;t like it either You: ;) Stranger: horses? You: MILF's however, they take anything as long as you pay them attention Stranger: id like to know Stranger: i dont want to hurt my horsey You: dirty sanchez that equine Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi :3 You: hi Stranger: are you zul? You: are you kul? Stranger: DISAPPROVING CONDESCENSION You: ok You: fault You: is mine Stranger: ok Stranger: its ok You: ok Stranger: just get in the kitchen Stranger: and make me a sandwhich You: make tacos instead? Stranger: ... alright You: good Stranger: but they better rock my world Stranger: or no oxygen for you You: they will... i put rat poison in them Stranger: oooohh my favorite You: i expected so Stranger: the rat poison gives them an extra kick You: gives me a kick You: i'm into necrophilia Stranger: ooohh Stranger: sexy You: yes you will be You: once you finish your tacos Stranger: *eats teh tacos* You: take you clothes off first Stranger: *dies* You: saves me time Stranger: tooo late You: ugh Stranger: i'm a ghost nao You: well then you can watch Stranger: kinky You: it is Stranger: bow chicka bow wow? You: but now its going to take me 10 minutes to get yr clothes off You: and clean you up Stranger: sorry You: you just had to go and shit yourself when you died You: damnit Stranger: it was the taco's iswear You: its partly the poison's fault Stranger: well ya You: but the strong ones can hold it in Stranger: i bunched that in with the taco Stranger: sorry You: to be honest You: i'm kind of really tired You: i was hoping you wouldn't be a shitter You: we might just have to wait til tomorrow Stranger: well, I can't very well do it over and NOT shit myself can I You: well i suppose not You: its not 100% your fault Stranger: poor planning on your part You: and you didn't know i had a long day You: ah, just unlucky circumstance really Stranger: and to think Stranger: if we got married, this could all be better You: well if we got married now You: ... i don't actually know where we could Stranger: vegas baby Stranger: just prop me us and say i do You: is Elvis gonna realize you are morte? Stranger: nope Stranger: sumnglasses You: I don't know, he seems sharp Stranger: well..... fine Stranger: Oh shit Its Death Stranger: ahhhhh You: i'm tired damnit Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
^ best one yet?
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: The You: cat Stranger: You just ended Storytime™, way to go, maybe you meant to? Here's the deal, you say one word at a time and try to continue a story back and forth. If you say anything like "Hello", or anything that can not continue the story, then Storytime™ is over. Storytime™ also ends with any egregious errors in syntax or grammar. And fuck THE GAME, btw. Next time you come across me, try playing along. It's fun! Stranger: ops Stranger: oops Stranger: :) Stranger: sorry my bad this time You: you ruined it Your conversational partner has disconnected. ------------------------- Stranger: Hi You: hi Stranger: how are you? You: ok You: you? You: there's a crack in my ceiling You: i worry about rodents You: and i have herpes Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyy. You: hi Stranger: waddup? You: nuddin You: you? Stranger: ahaha, nice. and not much. You: do you have a sister? Stranger: yeah, i do. You: younger or older? Stranger: younger. You: a lot younger, or old enough to chill with? Stranger: a lot. You: infant? Stranger: toddler. You: she cry a lot? Stranger: naah. You: so she looks like she'll be cool when she's older? Stranger: uhh, i guess so? You: what color is her hair Stranger: black. You: what color are her feet? Stranger: ...white? You: what color is her meat? Stranger: excuse me? You: it rhymes with feet Stranger: ohh, aha. You: i'd guess red, if you cut her open Stranger: nice. You: which i'm not suggesting you do Stranger: yup. You: but you know... if it came down to starvation in a wilderness You: she would likely have the most tender flesh Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Hahhaa, Dave, if you said that stuff to me, I'd be so freaked out.
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if i found out you were from SYG, it'd lean more sexual than cannibalistic
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Stranger: hi there where u from You: are you from syg. You: ? Stranger: no You: that's a shame Stranger: where u from You: syg You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i needa pee Stranger: Duuuude. You: open ya mouth Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Stranger: hello
You: horny? Stranger: you a guy or girl You: girl, you? Stranger: guy Stranger: so depends, are you? You: unsure, anything you can do to help sway me Stranger: oh yeah? whatre you doing You: just sitting on here, bored Stranger: yeah me too Stranger: how old are you? btw You: 20, you? Stranger: oh okay Stranger: 21 Stranger: making sure you arent like 15 lol Stranger: soooo im bored You: if I were 15, I'd be much more obnoxious Stranger: thats true You: and all OMG I R ON INTERNET Stranger: OMGZ, lol You: lolz Stranger: so what do youw ant to do You: not sure, anything in mind? Stranger: no clue Stranger: im on looking at porn actually, lol... lame You: what kind of porn? Stranger: idk just normal girl meets random guy and fucks him... totally nonbelievable situation You: I prefer more exciting porn Stranger: buti havent gotten any in a while so ive gotta get off somehow Stranger: oh yeah like what? You: sometimes some light bondage stuff, like one girl tying down another Stranger: yeah thats good stuff Stranger: i prefer the real stuff though You: real bondage? Stranger: no, real sex haha Stranger: i havent ever done any bondage You: ah, when in a moment of passion, a little pain can be a great thing Stranger: yeah Stranger: you like bondage? You: what's the craziest thing you've done while fucking? Stranger: um, i havent done too much crazy stuff, just i guess slapping and stuff like that Stranger: what about you You: my ex boyfriend was pretty kinky Stranger: what did you two do there You: some mild stuff, handcuffs, tying each other down, hot wax, my ass Stranger: oh yeah? you like anal or what? You: not all the time, but when it feels right I'm usually up for it Stranger: thats cool Stranger: this talk is just getting me kinda hard haha You: haha really? Stranger: haaha yeah You: you weren't hard already from the porn? Stranger: i was just looking around at it, i didnt find anything good yet You: but I've been good then? Stranger: not too bad ;) Stranger: do you like to suck dick? You: I do, but I prefer more adventurous things for the guy too Stranger: like what You: well You: my old boyfriend always liked this You: I'd suck it for a bit to moisten it, right? Stranger: yeah You: well, what happens when it's moistened the urethra itself tends to open up a bit more Stranger: where are you goin here You: well, I have this really thin steel rod that I'd put in there to stimulate his dick internally, while still licking his balls You: it helped make him ejaculate more Stranger: idk too much about that You: never tried it? Stranger: no i havent You: would you let me put it in your urethra? Stranger: only you You: why not try it on yourself? Stranger: idk, i'd rather a girl's touch You: it might be best to practice on yourself first though, since you can control it better. You: oh god, if you did that I'd probably make a puddle in my chair! You: *did I just say that? * Stranger: ohhh jeez You: ??? Stranger: i dont have a metal rod to try on though You: pens can work too, the rod was a bit thicker than that Stranger: oh jeez, thats pretty big You: it's the stretch that makes it feel so good, apparently. especially since the tip on a pen is so thin and it thickens. it's for beginners, I suppose Stranger: hm Stranger: how about i just try normal jerking it for now? You: this is an example of what I'm talking about http://tinyurl.com/2pr8m7 You: see how much he's enjoying it? Stranger: yeah, idk right now though Stranger: is that the only thing to get you off right now? You: to be honest, it would help a lot. Once you get used to something like that, a guy doing that for you normal masturbation will never turn you on the same way Stranger: well im just going to start stroking my cock, and ill see what that turns to You: that's cool Stranger: whatre you doing You: watching that video I sent you You: something so hot about it Stranger: you touching yourself at all or no? You: a bit, might need to watch some more porn though. I've never had it happen to me, but something about one girl pissing in another's mouth really gets me off too Stranger: thats pretty intense You: I'd also love to piss in a guy's mouth Stranger: alright thats not something im down with lol You: :( would you atleast piss in mine? Stranger: sure if you want You: I wonder what your piss tastes like Stranger: you should be wondering what my cock tastes like You: all cocks tastes, basically, the same. but there are so many dynamics to the piss taste Stranger: wierd Stranger: what do you look like? do you have a pic? You: I have one, but I don't know how to share them on here Stranger: you can download it on www.imageshack.us Stranger: and send me the link You: okay You: one second You: do you have a pic too? Stranger: im sure i could find one You: cool, send one as well so I'm not left all alone here :) Stranger: k You: http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/133...419e8f11da.jpg did this work? Stranger: yes :) You: haha cool You: now you! Stranger: http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/9756/photo2yyk.jpg Stranger: does that work? You: do I click it? Stranger: copy and paste You: ah okay You: sorry, I'm not very good at the internet heh Stranger: lol You: you're cute, but you have a strangely scared look in your eyes or something haha Stranger: lol, i was just watching tv Stranger: you look good too You: nooooo *hides face in embarrassment* Stranger: yes you do! Stranger: i'd fuck you You: what else would you do? Stranger: and not be ashamed You: talk to me dirty Stranger: hm i would start with your tits Stranger: what size are they? Stranger: ? You: they're only Cs, nothing massive Stranger: well then if you arent too keen on then Stranger: i would work my way down to your pussy, and go to town, eating away... then i would tease you with my cock, around your pussy... Stranger: work my cock up to your mouth, and force it in your mouth, let you suck me for a little bit, before i come... i would put it in your pussy and let you ride me until im done... then i will pee in your mouth if you want, lol You: would you let me spit that piss on your face after? that'd be so hot Stranger: i dont think so, sorry You: this sounds like it's much more about you than it is about me Stranger: what would you want to do to me then You: hmmm, something about seeing a man in a submissive position does a lot for me, would you let me tie you to a bed? Stranger: sure You: =) what if I had you on your stomach so that I could rub your back with some of my oils (and some of my pussy juices)? Stranger: sounds good You: could I atleast try putting on my strap on and giving you some pleasure too? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: hi Stranger: ASL? You: male You: 2 You: years old Stranger: nice You: touching my pee pee You: mommy took my diaper off hours ago You: her mistake Stranger: I'm 100.1/yes/internet You: i've been cumming all over her parental mags You: haha she's gonna be so pissed at me Stranger: lol You: i bet she won't even nurse me tomorrow You: no titties for me tomorrow You: squash for sure Stranger: lol You: i don't give a fuck You: i'm gonna leave a nice yellow shit on her pillow Stranger: lol You: that'll learn her to keep diapers in stock Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: where r u from? You: georgia You: u? Stranger: jp You: jurassic park? Stranger: Japan :( You: oh :-( You have disconnected. |
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Stranger: can u make me wet in 2 mins? You: in a second, even Stranger: fuck yeah go fr it You: *throws a bucket of water over your head* You have disconnected. |
Vulva...you are a God
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Stranger: horny? You: Meh, kinda. Not really. I guess I could go for some if I was really tempted Stranger: would this tempt you? Stranger: http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h2...untitled-3.jpg You: Nah Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Stranger: Well, I wouldn't wish that on anyone, so I hope you do not break your little toes.
You: i'll break some vase instead Stranger: Oh, nice. Why do't you jump off a balcony while you're at it? All the cool kids are doing it. You: yeah i know i started that trend |
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Stranger: hi You: what's up? Stranger: asl You: ageless/everything/omnipresent You: you? Stranger: fuck off |
That was probably the best answer to asl yet.
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This thing has suddenly become a cyber paedo playground.
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now i am having a boring conversation with a sixteen year old french girl.
i mean, "sixteen year old" "french" "girl." EDIT: HURRAH SHE DISCONNECTED FOR I AM NOT SUITABLE FOR HER CYBERING NEEDS. |
Stranger: Jesse?
You: Wer spricht hier denn? Stranger: yes, let's fuck You: Ficken? Aber warum ficken wir hier jetzt? Gibt es richtige Gruende? Stranger: jätkä mitä vittua sä selität Stranger: fich mich You: Sprechen Sie Finnisch? Leider sprech' ich nicht diese Sprache? Stranger: tajusin ekan lauseen. Stranger: ja joo. You: Ja? Ich denke, dass wir keine Sprache haben, indem wir kann plaustchen. Das ist eine Schade. Stranger: Juu ei oo saksaa ei. |
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Stranger: Hi~ You: Good afternoon Stranger: how R u You: I have a cough Stranger: Morning comes here.. You: Oh? Where is that Stranger: Japan.. Stranger: Tokyo You: Oh okay You: how is Tokyo Stranger: so so.. Stranger: gets hot.. You: yeah it's hot here too Stranger: where do you live? You: england Stranger: Yeah....blue blue Stranger: gloomy Eng Stranger: Japanese admire Eu You: They do? Why? Stranger: well I don't know.. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: ASL? You: ASL, what an unoriginal and uninspired question in order to understand one random stranger Stranger: is the question You: i think we should start our discussion with a more personal and original question You: like You: do you mean to be what you're not ? Stranger: are you ok? You: now that's an original question! thanks a lot You: (for further reference, i am indeed ok) You: (are you ?) Stranger: stranger fuck you Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: *throws frisbee* You: Hey, can you throw me my frisbee back? Stranger: *throw frisbee back* You: thanks You have disconnected. |
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You: DO YOU FEEL LIKE SHOUTING?? Stranger: not at all Stranger: y? You: I DON'T KNOW MAN REVOLUTION'S DOWN THE STREET AND YOUR VOICE'S GOTTA BE HEARD THEREFORE YOU GOTTA SHOUT OTHERWISE YOU WON'T BE HEARD AND YOU WANT TO BE HEARD OTHERWISE YOU COULDNT GO AND BUY SOME PIZZA OR SOME SHIT I DUNNO SO YOU GOTTA You: SHOUT You: DON'T TYPE You: SHOUT Stranger: ok i'm shouting You: GREAT! Stranger: chutiye Stranger: madarchod You: I LIKE YOUR STYLE Stranger: lol............. Stranger: from? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Stranger: hey You: who dis Stranger: asl You: 15/f/jersey You: u??? Stranger: 28 lesbian scotland You: oh bby Stranger: female Stranger: u r racist You: no Stranger: o i thought u said o bye bye You: o srry 'oh baby' lol Stranger: r u lesbian too? You: y would u think im racist Stranger: Never Mind. You: idk....... bicurios Stranger: o! Stranger: y r u on this site anyway? You: bored You: u Stranger: looking for a partner You: o Stranger: u seem nice You: i am nice lol Stranger: know any 28 yr old grls> Stranger: lol! You: uhhh my sister is 23 lol |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: This article is about the fruit. For the electronics and software company, see Apple Inc.. For other uses, see Apple (disambiguation). "Apple Blossom" redirects here. For other uses, see Apple Blossom (disambiguation). You: The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family Rosaceae. It is one of the most widely cultivated tree fruits. The tree is small and deciduous, reaching 3 to 12 metres (9.8 to 39 ft) tall, with a broad, often densely twiggy crown.[1] The leaves are alternately arranged simple ovals 5 to 12 cm long and 3–6 centimetres (1.2–2.4 in) broad on a 2 to 5 centimetres (0.79 to 2.0 in) petiole with an acute tip, serrated margin and a slightly downy underside. Blossoms are produced in spring simultaneously with the budding of the leaves. The flowers are white with a pink tinge that gradually fades, five petaled, and 2.5 to 3.5 centimetres (0.98 to 1.4 in) in diameter. The fruit matures in autumn, and is typically 5 to 9 centimetres (2.0 to 3.5 in) diameter. The center of the fruit contains five carpels arranged in a five-point star, each carpel containing one to three seeds.[1] You: The tree originated from Central Asia, where its wild ancestor is still found today. There are more than 7,500 known cultivars of apples resulting in range of desired characteristics. Cultivars vary in their yield and the ultimate size of the tree, even when grown on the same rootstock.[2] Stranger: wikipedia Stranger: snap You: At least 55 million tonnes of apples were grown worldwide in 2005, with a value of about $10 billion. China produced about 35% of this total.[3] The United States is the second leading producer, with more than 7.5% of the world production. Turkey, France, Italy, and Iran are also among the leading apple exporters. You have disconnected. |
Stranger: hi
You: ENLARGE YOUR MANHOOD TODAY FOR THE LOW PRICE OF $29.99 + S/T |
DND LOSES HIS OMEGLINITY!!!
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi You: can you get my dingaling hard? Stranger: of coursee You: cool Stranger: but Stranger: explain me You: life through education Stranger: whats dingaling Stranger: first You: penis You: pens Stranger: yes? You: pez You: yes You: hey Stranger: what you want me to do You: whats your name? Stranger: avril You: like avril lavigne? You: or like avril [i have a penis] Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: have u ever had sex? You: no You: hey Stranger: you want? You: have you? Stranger: do u want? You: sure Stranger: how tall is yours You: just get my dingaling hard Stranger: I want to suck it You: ok avril? You: cool Stranger: I am bitch You: what color are you? Stranger: you like bitches? You: bitches are ok Stranger: white soft Stranger: skin Stranger: too soft You: do you have freckles? Stranger: have a nice 2 giant Stranger: breasts Stranger: no You: what color areolas? Stranger: but I suck nice ;) Stranger: huh? Stranger: I have a nice pussy You: the area around the nipple You: pink or purple or maybe brownish? You: pussy is shaved? Stranger: what you want Stranger: yes Stranger: u can Stranger: suck it now Stranger: play it Stranger: wity your Stranger: tonque You: ok You: can i stick my cock in it? You: just the head You: in-and-out You: in-and-out You: in-and-out You: in-and-out You: in-and-out You: just the head tho Stranger: but first Stranger: promise me Stranger: suck it Stranger: I have a nice ass Stranger: u want to do fantasy? You: ok You: i suck on your little pussy for a minute You: and lick the clit You: and hummmm You: and make motorboat sound with my lips You: on your clitoris Stranger: clitoris? Stranger: what is it You: nice ass Stranger: yes Stranger: its nice Stranger: mm baby fuck me hard You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris You: can i pop the pimple on you ass? You: that gets me hot You: where are you from? You: so i know how you scream when my fat cock goes in your ass Stranger: Im from Stranger: Im from Stranger: space Stranger: I dont scream Stranger: but I play nice with Stranger: big cocks You: can you scream a little? You: like a little mouse scream Stranger: if u want Stranger: I can Stranger: scream You: or a little dolphin laugh Stranger: nope Stranger: I can do You: wait,, you like it in the ass right? You: or can i piss in your ass? Stranger: nice Stranger: fucking Stranger: voice Stranger: like Stranger: AAAAAAAAH Stranger: OOHH Stranger: AAAH Stranger: OOOH Stranger: both parts ;) You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYYYYY AA AOAOKSOKAS Stranger: piss? Stranger: lol Stranger: you want? You: pee? You: in your asshole? You: yes i want You: please? Stranger: but I want to you suck it Stranger: will you? Stranger: after u piss You: suck what? You: ok pissing now Stranger: my pussy You: ok yes Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhh Stranger: nice feeling Stranger: now You: feel my warm pee stream? Stranger: fuck me Stranger: fuck me MANN You: mmmm OKAOKAOASJSA AAAAAAAHHHHHHH Stranger: hardd Stranger: again You: ok starting the fucking now You: IN-OUT Stranger: I want You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris Stranger: to do it Stranger: in You: IN-OUT Stranger: sofa You: IN-OUT Stranger: Im on Stranger: WWAAAA Stranger: AAAAAAAAH Stranger: ooohohhh You: I WILL BEND YOU OVER THE SOFA You: PUSH YOUR FACE INTO THE SOFA CUSHION You: ALL I CAN SEE IS YOU R PUSSY AND ASS You: AND NOW I POUND IT You: hhhahahr You: hard You: harder You: AAAHAHAAAAAH Stranger: olhhh You: OH SHIIIIT Stranger: nice feeling Stranger: its over now You: I SPILLED PURPLE KOOL AID IN YOUR ASSHOLE Stranger: everybody has spermas You: ! Stranger: I can suck them You: MY SPERMAS ARE PURPLE ! You: SHIIIIT You: WE WILL HAVE PURPLE KIDS NOW You: I DIDN'T WEAR A CONDOM! Stranger: I hate it ;) Stranger: anyway.. Stranger: I go baby You: go where? Stranger: its nice to fucked by you Stranger: by You: did you cum? You: it was nice fucking you You: and peeing in you You: and spilling kool-aid in you You: i liked it Stranger: we can do it Stranger: 10 seconds later Stranger: again Stranger: 10 Stranger: 9 Stranger: 8 Stranger: 7 Stranger: 6 Stranger: 5 Stranger: 4 Stranger: 3 Stranger: 2 Stranger: 1 Stranger: 0 Stranger: FUCK me Stranger: in your dreams Stranger: :) You: WEEEEEE You: FUCK YOU AGAIN Stranger: in your dreams You: IN THA ASS IN SPACE AGAIN> You: ? You: WHAT Stranger: fuck me while sleeping You: OH NO ITS TIM BURTON! You: RUN! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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