There are legions of twats in polo shits and khaki pants here in southern california. All of them are small business owners and they're the biggest twats you could ever find. For instance, they're mostly all libertarian born again christians. You might also catch them on their blackberries with a stupid hands-free cell phone clipped to their ear.

thank you, i got it.


"the old in out in out."

where to begin, really!

The pant legs tucked into those boots really sold me...

If I were a dude, I'd have a flaming erection right about now.

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aaaaa haaa haaaa haaaa oooooooohhhhh....

that was good. that was fucking good. that was probably even better than when you put a moustache on everyone. well no, there's the issue of quantity. but by itself, this shit wins!

I like how he managed to work in yellow lettering! My most hated of all colors!
A most excellent burn.

the best part is that your face does NOT read "hakuna matata" at all! More like "gonnakillya matata!"

MSpaint's still got it.

i love how suburban kids think its cool to wear north faces.

you're going to fucking school, not climbing a mountain.

9/10 kids at my school have a north face fleece, backpack, coat, gloves, and hat

^yr from STL? me too, what HS you go to?

eh! everyone wants to be disaster-ready!

ha haaa haaa! the beck lp!

Now this, my friends, is where we cross the line from "hilarious" to "unholy."


Well done, robot. Well done.

is your school anywhere near a mountain?

har. beck.

Buy a longer jacket that covers you ass. I refuse to have a short jacket ever again. I value a dry bum after sitting outside in the winter.

My main jacket is kinda grey green with all sorts of pockets.

The other has no pocket (big thumbs down) and it's fairly awesome besides that fact that the hood is pointy and looks all black KKK.

As in all choices, buy a jacket that is appropriate to your life circumstances.

I wore this jacket all last winter/fall/spring. I'm thinking about getting a different one next month as this one has started to fade (It was 100% black to begin with and that kind of annoyed me)
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thin...=l&tid=3528604
It came in olive green too, but that's not my scene

what the fuck does a 'rents a crap flat opposite a mexican theme bar' jacket look like?

does it look like this?

Get a thrift shop German army jacket, preferrably one with a bullet hole in it, or a ripped to hell oil-spotted denim jacket.

Nooo, that is good green.

demonrail?

That looks a little like the J. Crew short lightweight army jacket I picked up last spring! Mine has a few more pockets, but that's the style and color basically. I love that thing so much, I've worn the hell out if. Wear it almost every day.

I happen to dig the olive green, btw.

I'm just not a big fan of green jackets. I think all outerwear should be black.

I'm looking to get something like this if I can find one at a decent price. My blazer won't be enough warmth in a month or so.

Is it leather?

I don't really think it's that nice.

Only leather jackets should zip like that.

No, not leather. I'm back and forth between wanting that in leather or cloth. I like the look of leather better, but I'm not sure I've the fortitude to break it in.

something tells me you're not taking my plight seriously

I too know the plight of not having a nice, well-fitting jacket that is suitable for many types of attire. I just couldn't pass up the chance to post a grumpy looking, poncho-clad Clint

Get a leather. Break it in. It'll be worth it.

Green's great in anything military looking. Except pea coats. Those should always be navy blue or black.

i'm gonna tell everyone i know that rob listens to beck

Flotz! I knew I should have stashed that beck LP away someplace secret! ha ha ha ha! Hilarious!!!!

it's hard to cut and paste faces in ms paint. :(

I'm slightly disappointed, but it was the best I could do given the crappy laptop I use at night.

mspaint takes practice. ha!