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glice likes to use his powers for the betterment of humanity. and by that, I mean, teaching humanity how to dress.
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she does, and since you can't come up with something truly creative and witty I'll wait for a better turd to tard war with. |
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You're the angry one.
But I don't wanna laugh because I feel bad when I laugh at shitty people. |
I've just heard the head of a small puppy being chopped off and dropping on the floor.
LAUGH KNOX! LAUGH! |
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I am not feeling witty today. I am not feeling witty, today. Is that comma supposed to be poetic? |
So I'm sitting on the Bus in Seattle, in that seat in the back that faces sideways. This lady has her dog on the bus.
Well the dog is farting up a storm, loudly, and it was the most rancid smelling gas I have ever had the displeasure to inhale. Well a seat closer to the front, and upwind opens, and I gladly grab it. BOOOF, the dog rips another one. I hear this lady say "Now Blue, stop farting." As if the dog even could if it even understood what she was saying. This totally cool black guy says "Yep, every families gotta have a scapegoat." The whole back of the bus starting laughing at her! |
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if there was no puppy, then i suggest antipsychotic medicine. if there was a puppy and you did that, i suggest calling the authorities. if that is all you could come up with and you think it makes you sound funny, then i suggest improving certain aspects of your life. |
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read up. stop spreading bullshit. |
knox, sweetheart, I have to get back to work now. Besides you are FUCKING DULL in your replies, so I am now more bored at work than I was before. Call yourself a proper bitch.
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I almost answered this thread with "three years outbound, on the back of Quetzalcoatl", but I didn't want to let you in on my secret.
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man i love to be called a proper bitch. but generally by someone straight and sexy. nevermind. |
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that's three response in this thread since her last. she's either not dull enough or yr trying to hard to make her dislike you. |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJEVzVyqCVI my favorite trailer. "Just call it Q..." |
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I used to never think about death, ever. I knew I wanted to go to Hell because that's where all my friends would be. Still do.
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but I can't dislike people. In my heart I secretly pray all of us will get just as much cock and inner peace as we'd like. But being a proper bitch I can't help it. God won't punish me if I laugh only inside. |
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I'm glad to see that you are now thinking about the future.
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this place is turning into a bunch of soft-ass hippies!!!!
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I'm not sure if yr talking to me or still having a go at knox.
at this point, I'll stick with "lol?" edit: @arrtsygrrrl |
it just means we're evolving.
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probably still drinking coffee in the library of the department of music anthropology.
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Five years from now, eh?
To be perfectly honest, I'll probably be in a similar place as i am rightnow. 27 year old me will be living somewhere on the east coast, going back to new york city to attend warehouse parties, perhaps in grad school, actively avoiding becoming an adult etc. |
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And this is the wittiest you can do? For fuck's sake, knox. I suppose'' Arrggh, you have no friends!!'', ''Ohhh you don't get cock'' ''Look, you are gay'' count as witticisms for you. Even at the tender age of 11 I would have gone back to sleep if someone had the courage to call those witty insults. What am I meant to reply to that? That you're ''terrible, daaaarling, you are sooooooo terrible. Stop it''? Rob is right. Too many hippie robots on this forum. |
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gay is not an insult and i never said that. on the other hand, you expect me to be insulted with the term bitch and i am not. i guess all that im saying is that you're obviously frustrated with something because you are a boring attention seeker who projects calling other people that. as far as i've seen you've never had anything good or even remotely funny to say except for this ego masturbation thing in which you tell yourself you're smart by trying to belittle others. in other words: you are a childish cunt and i pity you. now fuck off back to sleep then. |
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And who the fuck are you, miss? Mother Theresa? Are you sure you're not here because you want to help pbradley find his lost self? All your posts (the few I bother to read, I shall add) are about your boring self, ''hey look at me, I am drinking 2 % vol beer, I am such a girl'', or whoever you fucking are. Besides, I was just on the phone with Diana Franklin, and she said that you are FUCKING DULL and you can fuck right off. Now, fuck off and let me sleep. K? |
I better talk about myself because it's all I know then try and hassle others to get my sense of self.
I figure that as much as it could make me sound self centered it won't make me sound like a twat. I don't drink 2% vol beer, by the way. I have this nervous thing I don't like it when people distort what I said - it has to be accurate. I don't know a thing about pbradley or whoever, but if I can help, why not. By the way, I like the way you edited your answer. But I caught the first one it was "I just got off the phone with diane ??? and she told me you are fucking dull". Fucking dull in caps. I was thinking WTF but then this whole new thing about mother theresa appeared. |
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I hope you mean Diana, not Diane. WHO THE FUCK IS DIANE, EH??? |
oh right, you put it back there. still doesn't make any sense. stop trying too hard.
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