I'm sorry what did you say?

nothing, a tan.

if that was for me, was it referring post 75 or 76 of this thread?

either way yes, possibly. i've never asked a dude to suck my meat puppet. i meant to be disturbing by taking the word "sucker" to its final conclusion, yeah, but i managed to give myself the willies in the process. so yes, i retreated on post 76, but cowards live longer.

Is it this pattern?

are you calm yet?

no i guess i'll never be?

that's a pattern, but not a very good one.

You should try some herbal tea and a massage, perhaps.

It pisses me off. I get pissed off at the herbal tea. I say:
herbal tea, you are one big sarcastic motherfucker, while I stare at you, you stare at me and you know in the end I'm just livid. Because you don't work, but you blame me.

massage:
you are fucking twisting me and it hurts. you know what get your hands off me. nothing worse than stranger hands and stranger germs on you. i´m in pain and you say i´m supposed to feel good and pay you. fuck off.

i know someone who used to have panic attacks. her partner would say:

have some herbal tea, take deep breaths.

SHES HAVING A FUCKING PANIC ATTACK.

unless you throw a dart with some drug, don't even bother with tea.

Do you suffer from panic attacks?

Knox clearly wants me to come round to her place with an 8-pack of Foster's to calm her down.

I think the definition of a panic attack. No, I don't get them I think. There was one episode many years ago in which I went completely mental. But no.

I suffer from some anxiety I think. It's weird becomes it comes at night, when I am supposed to relax and go to bed or whatever. Suddenly, every single thing starts bothering me, I get really nervous and my heart beats faster and I don't breathe very well and when I finally manage to fall asleep I wake up from sinister dreams.

Yeah, bring those fosters over.

hm.

do you wanna talk about it?

about my dreams????

we should turn this into a strange dream thread.

having a panic attack and just being stressed out are two different things, erm. Are you having them 24 /7? perhaps you shoulod try some sedatives.

go to the doctor, not an internet message board.

I don't mind posting random junk, but if yr seriously unwell and it is having a negative impact on yr life, we aren't the people to help. :)

yes. that´s what i need.

and i´ve been to doctors many times.

trust me.

they are not able to help.

a message board is waaay more likely to help.

maybe buddha or a lobotomy.

There's only two cans left. :o

I doubt you really would tho. If in reality I really said do it.


wait, phoenix didn't say that as if she actually thinks that I am serious about people on a message board solving my problems, right? because now I am confused.

If I lived close by I would definitely have done it. :)