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pokkeherrie 07.26.2006 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice

 


It's the beard see? Without the beard, he's wearing one of those hats. With the beard, you can ignore the hat. The power of the beard to destroy bad hats.


And not just bad hats... I'm pretty damn sure he's wearing socks and sandals in that picture as well!

porkmarras 07.26.2006 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by hat and beard
Now here's a band who really understands what beards are all about.



 

Ace display of beards there.

connie kreski 07.26.2006 07:33 AM

 

 

 



 

porkmarras 07.26.2006 07:50 AM

Some beautiful beards there.

Tokolosh 07.26.2006 07:55 AM

92% of men with acne or popmarks have beards.

Danny Himself 07.26.2006 07:56 AM

Face it- if you have a beard, you have pubes all over your face.

porkmarras 07.26.2006 08:01 AM

First signs of corruption in the beard state.This man is talented enough to defy all the good beard rules.Either that or i resign:
 

connie kreski 07.26.2006 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Inhuman
Yeah? I never knew that. I'm so glad that he stopped; he was doing Ketamine and such. It's a shame when such a good musician dies from drugs.


right for the rehab (crack addiction, dcb said in some pitchfork interview) but even if he's touring to pay back his dad, maybe it means that he feels good and safe enough now to tour all over the world without all that shit... still drinking a lot but i saw him and he was very very good live, great moment of pleasure to see berman and his mustang on stage! he seemed to enjoy a lot performing his songs.



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sorry, it's lame...

Savage Clone 07.26.2006 08:41 AM

No pix of Mr Weird Beard himself, Steven Stapleton?

 

porkmarras 07.26.2006 08:45 AM

Him gave a good name to hats being worn by musicians.Him gave the wearing of round specs the power of being.Him him him.

Savage Clone 07.26.2006 08:46 AM

He is able to pull off so much that so few can pull off.

porkmarras 07.26.2006 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself
Face it- if you have a beard, you have pubes all over your face.

Some people wold jump with joy at that thought.

trance feeeedback 07.26.2006 09:35 AM

 

Taka from mono has the Abraham lincoln style beard.
 

Robbie Basho

 


 


Infinite Spark 07.26.2006 09:56 AM

alas, Mulligan & O'Hare...

"I'm not saying I forgot you, but please remind me of your name...

My memory's distorted...... Since I became insane."

Tokolosh 07.26.2006 10:22 AM

Only wookies look good with beards.

 

_slavo_ 07.26.2006 10:26 AM

 


plenty nice beards here

porkmarras 12.13.2006 06:54 AM

The Guardian's G2 magazine today has an article and cover dedicated to the return of the beard.

sonicl 12.13.2006 07:02 AM

Does anyone fancy helping me to dig a very deep pit into which to push all the people who wear beards that make it look as if birds have tried to build nests on their faces? There are far too many of that type of beard around these days, and they really shouldn't be allowed.

compulsive diarrhea, jico 12.13.2006 07:05 AM

 


oh no.

Tokolosh 12.13.2006 07:16 AM

 

It's acceptable if Bonnie Prince Billy has one.

porkmarras 12.13.2006 07:17 AM

According to The Guardian Daniel Craig is to beards what Kate Moss is to fashion trends.I want Daniel Craig to die of bronchitis.

ALIEN ANAL 12.13.2006 07:17 AM

i dig charles mansons beard when he was in his prime.

king_buzzo 12.13.2006 07:21 AM

i dont like beards.

porkmarras 12.13.2006 07:25 AM

Wai Wait!There's even a feature where they stop random bearded men on the street and get them to talk about their own beard.Here's a quote from Dylan,34, a designer from London:
'I have had a beard for 17 years-it's only itchy when it's super bushy,like giant haystacks,and stubble rush only appears to be a problem when it's shorter.I can only guess that the beard is back in fashion because it fits with the whole rock music resurgence'.


See guys?He knows something that we don't.

ALIEN ANAL 12.13.2006 07:26 AM

 

This isnt the exact one i had in mind, but itll do

WHOREOHSCOPE 12.13.2006 07:34 AM


 

ALIEN ANAL 12.13.2006 07:37 AM

um.......j....is that...you?

WHOREOHSCOPE 12.13.2006 07:42 AM


 
 

nicfit 12.13.2006 07:54 AM

I love my beard.
No matter what you say.

ALIEN ANAL 12.13.2006 07:56 AM

im still watering mine, i dont have the goatee connection yet, waiting for that.
i cant wait for a beard though, ill look like Charles Manson or Jesus

compulsive diarrhea, jico 12.13.2006 09:30 AM

 


this is it, i'm growing an amish beard.

Nefeli 03.29.2012 01:31 PM

the other day i was talking with a friend and i got in his beard.
my fingers got inside his beard.
love that stuff.

everyone is getting bored of beards. not me.
also i like them bit long. you know.
if i was a man, although i can tell i wouldnt be a very hairy one, i would have a beard like that. its cozy.

Genteel Death 03.29.2012 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nefeli
the other day i was talking with a friend and i got in his beard.
my fingers got inside his beard.
love that stuff.

everyone is getting bored of beards. not me.
also i like them bit long. you know.
if i was a man, although i can tell i wouldnt be a very hairy one, i would have a beard like that. its cozy.


I know two guys who are really, really nice looking and tend to grow their beards ridiculously long, matching their nazi-era gay looks. It's a shame because a little trimming would do them justice.

Nefeli 03.29.2012 01:36 PM

i would post a pic of a man with an almost perfect beard (length), but i ll do it when i m ready to share it with the world.

Genteel Death 03.29.2012 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nefeli
i would post a pic of a man with an almost perfect beard (length), but i ll do it when i m ready to share it with the world.

:)

How long is too long for you? I am kind of tired of beards because stubbles attract me more now.

Nefeli 03.29.2012 01:49 PM

hm dunno, 4 fingers (in parallel) below the chin?
but it has to go nice with the hair too.
no, sorry that is the yummy length.

the too long..cant really tell right now.
i guess again it has to do with the hair. depends really.

Nefeli. 03.29.2012 03:04 PM

haha beards but there is always a chance of beard nits/

wha

nicfit 03.29.2012 03:15 PM

I still have one. Now that Nefeli (the real one) is back I have to click more. UFFFF.

Nefeli. 03.29.2012 03:45 PM

thanks nic i click you too:)

knox 03.31.2012 12:45 AM

this thread is from 2006.
i wasn't even alive in 2006.


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