of course I have a face, see avatar!
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umm face covering because thats just how Im sitting here right now and didnt feel up to posing but felt I should post a propper pic for introduction sake.

my eyes are fucked up in a trillion ways. bad implants. sometimes they're grey blue sometimes they're green blue, sometimes my pupils dont work so well and they look enormously dialted. Side note I am allergic to pseudoeffedrine and it makes them practically explode to the size of my iris and me fall over drunk. ummm I also go cross eyed when drunk because my focal type mechanism is screwy so they mis align a tiny bit, and when Im drunk my brain can't handle this.

Definitions of crop on the Web:
the yield from plants in a single growing season
cut short; "She wanted her hair cropped short"
a cultivated plant that is grown commercially on a large scale
cultivate: prepare for crops; "Work the soil"; "cultivate the land"
a collection of people or things appearing together; "the annual crop of students brings a new crop of ideas"
yield crops; "This land crops well"
the output of something in a season; "the latest crop of fashions is about to hit the stores"
let feed in a field or pasture or meadow
the stock or handle of a whip
feed as in a meadow or pasture; "the herd was grazing"
craw: a pouch in many birds and some lower animals that resembles a stomach for storage and preliminary maceration of food
snip: cultivate, tend, and cut back the growth of; "dress the plants in the garden"
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwnA thin-walled expanded portion of the alimentary tract used for the storage of food prior to digestion that is found in many animals, including gastropods, earthworms, leeches, insects, and birds.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop (anatomy)A crop is a short hairstyle usually worn by women, with the hair cut very close to the head.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop (hairstyle)A crop, sometimes called a riding crop or hunting crop, is a rather short type of whip without a lash, used in horseback riding, part of the family of tools known as horse whips.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop (implement)A crop is any plant that is grown in significant quantities to be harvested as food, livestock fodder, or for another economic purpose. This category includes crop species as well as agricultural techniques related to cropping.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop (agriculture)To cut off unwanted portions of a picture or image.
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I have it on good authority that the left side of her face is pig ugly.

Just joking, probably a bogey dangling.

thats only 1/2 face, and a lot of pains described!

anyway, that's a good 1/2 face.

You sure do go out of your way.

I hate awkward crops. But I guess I could try.

this is true.

I fell on stuff. massive scars.

are you joking?

no..

She's gonna be in the next Batman movie.

any excuse to wear latex Im there.

are you a good submissive?

we're thinking of getting one...

here's an okayish photo. Eyes closed but it happens.






wow, what a forehead. For all then there brilliant thoughts, ha ha.

oh yeah, and fuck yeah Sebadoh.

I'm mostly dom. I do switch and sub out but only very rarely.

oh... sorry!




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i thought that with your penchant for pain you'd be otherwise inclined. o well...

I hope it's me you're thinking of there.

whoa, watch out there pbradley.

in spite of pookie's name, he's actually a man.

good gawd yr hair got long!! it looks awesome red.

rawr 'n stuff.

ha ha, still a nice compliment

that's the last time I let you borrow my beard.

Yeah, but I'm cute.

are you insinuating that women aren't cute?

Well you are obviously.

I'm glad you find me cute, but yr dodging the question.

wait, floatingslowly, you're of the female biology?

does being a lesbian trapped in a man's body count?

scissoring must be difficult for you

I have no scripted reply for occasions such as these.

yr kung fu is strong.




PS: I WILL hijack this muthafuckin' thread if you let me. just sayin'.

I hope so, I've been flirting outrageously with her for some time now.

oh, come on, no lengthy discussion on man on woman scissoring? I would think it is an underdiscussed topic.

Sounds painful.

Maybe the guy is into his nuts being crushed between two taints?

Wow, I'm beginning to see why it isn't discussed.

easy, tiger.

no need to take this further than it's already gone.

and by further, I mean, 3rd base.

its actually pretty short compared to what it would've been if I hadn't gone black then red then blonde then black then blonde then red/purple. I think I'd have super hippy down to my belly button type hair otherwise.

why does every man want to be a lesbian but women rarely wish to be gay men?

my current bf is also lesbian in a male body.

I miss being a hippy.

sssh. don't tell anyone.


lesbian porn.

I hope this helps.

I haven't allowed him to cut his hair in uh, 12 months? Its pretty awesome. He cut hair away from his face a couple months ago so he could actually see, but thast about it. I'm slyly encouraging dreadlocks without gaining his attention. I dig elf boy hair.


ummm lesbian porn can be enjoyed by males, this is not a reason to be a lesbian, is it? or they want to be IN the lesbian porn?

ps do you have super short hair on top now as well as yr crazy stylish facial hair you have going on?

girlgun (nice haircut) and phoenix = hot.

do you cook?

who're you talking to?