I always love it when the ladies get their entire hair dyed a certain color. very nice.
looks like candy. If I was 18 I'd so wanna get high with ya. you KNOW there'd be excellent rock tunes.

ha ha-- silver tits!!!

please let them be bai ling's

The very picture of a man in heaven. Wish I were there witcha.

and I think I am holding a Indigo Girls "closer to Fine" single

I take it back.

Just kidding. Sorry, not an IG fan myself.

But surrounded by all that vinyl... how long did your orgasm last?

*sees that GMKU and Rob are having a "moment"*

*silently sneaks out of thread*

hahahah! that's the only song of theirs I like. it reminds me of the kids in church youth group

It's 10 to 11 and I haven't showered yet. I have been working, though, between times I've been here. So productivity does not depend on me getting out of my robe and dressed proper.

My point--I would not make a great "post a picture of yourself" picture right now. Trust me on this.

i would! i'm wearing pajamas, have sleepy eyes, and a mad jew-fro!

sitting @ work too.

ha ha working at home rules.

bastards

wtf is a "mad jew-fro"?

is that why they wear those funny lil' hats that Glice is always talking about??

You know what's really fun? Being in deep conversation with a client on the phone and letting your robe fall open. It is to die.

Pissy morning, though. I had a university editor e-mail me and ask me how much I'd charge for doing a set of 8 stories twice a year. I spent an hour mulling it over, responded with my best estimate. Then I get the response: "Due to budgetary restraints, we will not be able to employ you blah blah..."

Fuckers, why'd you ask in the first place, then?

So I bit my tongue and gave my most civil reply: "Next time, let's start by talking up-front about what you can afford, and we'll go from there, okay?"

Like I said, fuckers.

i'd rather kill than die, but yes, this is cool, but only if the client is a hot chick. otherwise eww.

that means you're too pricey for them.

fuck them! let them go with some cheapskate noob and get what they pay for.

the law firm is providing us with a BBQ luncheon for today is GO TEXAN DAY in Houston , as the beginning of the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo is today.
free BBQ. love it.

what kind of stories? perferted literotica stories?

uncle albert sporting a budding jewfro




note as it develops...

Yeah, and I even low-balled it a bit, considering it would be steady work.

AND I even first responded with, okay, then, let's negotiate. That's when I got the old "budgetary restraints" line.

Whatever. I know by now that when a client is this much of a pain at this early stage, they're nobody I really want to work for out there.

Fuck them! Right now Gilmore Girls is on, there's food in the fridge, and even a beer. Woo hoo!

Nothing quite that juicy. University research stories. "Prof. Blowjob is such a great scientist because he found a new germ on his boyfriend's penis, and this led to a new discovery in genetics."

That kind of thing.

this reminds me-- i need breakfast.

tell them you'll do it for graduate credit. that's FREE to them man!

i used to know this dirtbag who posts there. she posted stories about fucking her brother and pissing in the closet. how sexy.

eeep!

that shit's not right!

btw... NIIIIICE record store picture! rawr.

my buddy, kb, took a fuckload of pics last night when we were out. it remains to be seen whether i will find them acceptable. ha.

you know kb? I got a buddy named kdp! what a small world.

right now, I'm touching my genitals and making a scratching motion.

This kind of perverted banter puts a smile on my face.

Thanks, you guys. I knew I could count on my friends!

They are abnormally large. I could spare a piece or two for you, %$^$&.

HOLY #$&^$^%$&) &*^(^%&()* *#$%^#&%$@#&^!!!

This is my favourite by far. What happened to the previous? Pink, I believe it was? Anyway, sexy as hell.

Ahhh, to be young and full of pep and purple hair.

Seriously, I wish I could pull off that kind of eccentricity, but I'd lose my job and family...

yummy!

you serious? what kind of job & family are those??

please don't say...

Haha, kidding of course.

Marty would never leave me. Who would he steal his booze from?

i think the doll is the worst thing about this pic.

the mom's wearing the world's smallest bikini under her Quacker garments

Fredgie.

ha ha ha

santorum

heres another one



for those who don't now:

a) Rick Santorum

b) santorum

I've just noticed that kid on the right looks like he has a major fredgie.

Your eyes do not lie.



It probably helped. I had to turn down a PROPOSAL today. Leap year send those bitches crazy.