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Hip Priest 05.21.2007 05:11 PM

Woman Survives 'Internal Decapitation'!!!

DENVER - Even her surgeon calls her a miracle. Shannon Malloy was critically injured Jan. 25 when a car crash slammed her into the dashboard. Her skull separated from her spine, although her skin, spinal cord and other internal organs remained intact.

The rare condition is known as clinically as internal decapitation, and it left her with no control over her head.

Her injuries left Malloy with nerve damage that made her eyes cross, and she has difficulty swallowing. She was not paralyzed. She told her story to Denver station KMGH-TV.

Dr. Gary Ghiselli, an orthopedic spine surgeon at the Denver Spine Center, said he and his colleagues had never seen such an injury in someone still living.

"I've seen it once before," Ghiselli said, "and, unfortunately, the patient didn't make it."

Even after the crash, physicians in Nebraska, where Malloy lives, told relatives they should prepare to say their goodbyes.

Ghiselli said a will to survive kept Malloy, 30, alive long enough for surgeons to insert screws in her head and neck and attach a halo to minimize movement , no easy task.

"My skull slipped off my neck about five times," Malloy said. "Every time they tried to screw this to my head, I would slip."

Doctors eventually stabilized her head and strengthened her neck. The halo has since been removed.

"It's a miracle that she was able to survive from the actual accident," Ghiselli said. "It's a miracle that she's made the progress that she's made."

Danny Himself 05.21.2007 05:13 PM

Wow. Internal decapitation sounds like a metal band.

schizophrenicroom 05.21.2007 07:54 PM

"my skull slipped off my neck"... i can not imagine what that must have been like to go through.

i was at school way too long today. had to help fit cute little freshman for band uniforms.

drrrtyboots 05.21.2007 07:58 PM

I hate freshmen, I say obscene things to them so they don't talk to me ever again. I'm terrible.

schizophrenicroom 05.21.2007 08:16 PM

i like the ones coming on our drumline next year. they're ok.

drrrtyboots 05.21.2007 08:27 PM

There's a group of upcoming freshmen girls who call themselves the barbies, trying to copy the plastics from mean girls. I think i might've actually talked about this before...but this is what makes me want to die right here and now.

schizophrenicroom 05.21.2007 09:00 PM

that's just awful.

fuck myspace and its horrible silver surfer ads that take up THE WHOLE SCREEN and move my page around. gah.

Everyneurotic 05.21.2007 09:55 PM

sorry for not staying on topic, but, have you ever had a day where everyone around you brainfarts and start going against you for no reason other than you said something that seemed normal?

SynthethicalY 05.21.2007 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
sorry for not staying on topic, but, have you ever had a day where everyone around you brainfarts and start going against you for no reason other than you said something that seemed normal?



Yeah, I hate that.

Everyneurotic 05.21.2007 10:02 PM

i was talking to my editor about some work shit and he starts going against me, not doing a good job recommending commercial bands for the magazine (when he hired me because i didn't listen to that) all thru msn and actually came to terms when we got on the phone to discuss things.

then i called my friend, told her about this, like casually and she starts yelling at me for no other reason and she never yells at me.

it's been beyond bizarre

SynthethicalY 05.21.2007 10:04 PM

That sucks, you are just having an odd day.

Everyneurotic 05.21.2007 10:06 PM

very!!! now i'm afraid to talk to anyone because i think they might just explode against me for some stupid reason.

SynthethicalY 05.21.2007 10:07 PM

AH, don't worry, when things go hectic for me, I usually meditate, which I might do tonight. I have so many bills to pay. Ah.

Everyneurotic 05.21.2007 10:08 PM

i could never meditate.

i'll listen to yellow swans and smoke cigarrettes.

i hope today is a one off.

SynthethicalY 05.21.2007 10:11 PM

I can, I have so much anger in me, that I can only release it by meditating. I am finding that I get so much angry almost everyday. And meditation helps me. I could never smoke cigarettes, I can't stand it. And music usually makes me more angry, so I need complete silence.

Everyneurotic 05.21.2007 10:13 PM

oh well, every person has different ways of dealing with stuff.

SynthethicalY 05.21.2007 10:13 PM

True, ah well I have to drop off my mom somewhere, i'll be back later.

Everyneurotic 05.21.2007 10:16 PM

'k







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king_buzzo 05.22.2007 03:19 AM

Hello you lunatics.

Inhuman 05.22.2007 07:00 AM

Byye everyone. I'm leaving on my bike trip with my gym class in a few minutes, I'll be back in 3 days!

ALIEN ANAL 05.22.2007 09:41 AM

im unsure about a girls intentions
we have been messaging and she said it would be nice if i came around
so i said if thats what she wanted, but only can get a taxi there
and she said that is what she wants
then i said, well i dont know your address
and she said, oh i was just joking i dont expect you to trek that far.

do i just see it as she was joking..or do i highlight the word EXPECT?

Trasher02 05.22.2007 09:50 AM

Talk with her about it.

Anyways exams keep coming closer and I'm freakin out!!!

Hip Priest 05.22.2007 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom
that's just awful.

fuck myspace and its horrible silver surfer ads that take up THE WHOLE SCREEN and move my page around. gah.


I don't generally object to adverts, because I can just ignore the dratted things. But when they appear in front of what I'm reading then I have to admit to getting a little irked.

The film Eragon can go and rot, purely for the annoyance the adverts caused me.

Hip Priest 05.22.2007 01:05 PM

(05-21) 18:05 PDT Huntington, W.Va. (AP) --

Michael Lusher apparently is a sound sleeper. A small-caliber bullet struck the 37-year-old Altizer man in the head as he slept Sunday morning, but he didn't realize it until he awoke nearly four hours later and noticed blood coming from his head, said Cpl. R.H. McQuaid of the Cabell County Sheriff's Department.

The bullet that struck him was one of five that someone sprayed across his mobile home and truck at about 4:20 a.m. Sunday, McQuaid said. The one the struck Lusher apparently lost velocity as it traveled through two walls.

"We're just glad he didn't suffer any life-threatening injuries with a head wound," he said.

Lusher came home from a night on the town about an hour before he was shot while lying in bed, McQuaid said.

He remained hospitalized at St. Mary's Medical Center on Monday. His condition was not immediately available.

!@#$%! 05.22.2007 02:35 PM

^^ ha ha he must have been drunk out of his wazoo

i think i've lost track of this thread now....

king_buzzo 05.22.2007 02:36 PM

hellooo

king_buzzo 05.22.2007 02:54 PM

hello reptile

king_buzzo 05.22.2007 03:12 PM

HICKORY SMOKED HORSE BUTTHOLES!!!

king_buzzo 05.22.2007 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by king_buzzo
HICKORY SMOKED HORSE BUTTHOLES!!!


AS SAID PREVIOUSLY, PROCEED.

jico. 05.22.2007 04:16 PM

The Mick Jagger Bee Sting Incident
(Tuesday May 22, 2007 at 5:44 am)

Los Angeles - Mick Jagger reportedly tried to enlarge his penis by letting bees sting it.

The Rolling Stones frontman, whose “small penis” was mocked by a former lover, covered his manhood in bees in the hope that their stings would cause it to swell.

Film director Julien Temple, revealed how the ageing rocker attempted to use the ancient Amazonian marriage ritual while filming scenes for 1982 movie ‘Fitzcarraldo’.

Julien, 53, told Radio 4’s ‘Film Programme’: “It involved putting bamboo over the male member and filling it with stinger bees so the member attained the size of the bamboo.

“Mick spent months in the jungle in Peru. He was going mad out there I think.”

British director Julien was with The Rolling Stones in Mexico making their ‘Undercover of the Night’ video.

Former US supermodel Janice Dickinson, 52, humiliated Mick when she told TV chat show host Jonathan Ross “Mick has a very small penis”.

The singer, whose band’s hits include ‘(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction’ and ‘Brown Sugar’, has fathered seven children with four different women.

Hip Priest 05.22.2007 04:24 PM

Just say 'no'.

drrrtyboots 05.22.2007 06:19 PM

Tuesday boozeday!

Danny Himself 05.22.2007 06:24 PM

I really think I am going insane this time, for real..

HECKLER SPRAY 05.22.2007 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself
I really think I am going insane this time, for real..

Why do you think that, Danny, you look normal.

Danny Himself 05.22.2007 06:33 PM

Everything seems to be going wrong- I have felt this way before, but this time it feels a little different. My head will not stop spinning. I have to go to bed.

HECKLER SPRAY 05.22.2007 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself
Everything seems to be going wrong- I have felt this way before, but this time it feels a little different. My head will not stop spinning. I have to go to bed.

Yeah, a lack of sleepness probably, and too much computer for your eyes. But what's going wrong at this time ?
Anyway, Good night Danny !!

HECKLER SPRAY 05.22.2007 08:06 PM

3.00 AM here, time to sleep. Good night !

schizophrenicroom 05.22.2007 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself
I really think I am going insane this time, for real..

you ok? let's aim thursday night (if you can) or friday since AH TOMORROW IS LAST DAY OF SCHOOL.

drrrtyboots 05.22.2007 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom
you ok? let's aim thursday night (if you can) or friday since AH TOMORROW IS LAST DAY OF SCHOOL.

You lucky bastard :(

schizophrenicroom 05.22.2007 08:59 PM

what can i say.. it's the one good thing our county did right with the school calendar. how are you?


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