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there were about 7 star anise in my palak paneer the other day
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I'm surprised I'm still alive.
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^^^How come? Did someone attempt to assassinate you with a durian fruit?
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I just downloaded "magik markers - gucci rapidshare download"
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When I woke up today, I was glad I was still alive.
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When I woke up I thought, SHIT! School. :mad: |
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even the WORD anise, makes me want salty licorice cats. :( ![]() |
can someone please wxplain to these people they're not in brazil.
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I am not complaining. |
"Orangutans can retract their penis to create a cavity for other males to penetrate."
SOURCE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RlTAyNI8WE |
hubba hubba!
I look forward to seeing this in action the next time I'm at the zoo. we went a few weeks ago and played the game "first one to spot a monkey doing something gross wins". I won with "hey look he's fingering his poo". it was a hollow victory because a few minutes later, a silverback put his feet up on the window and started jacking his shit. worried mother: "oooh. he's really going at it....with himself....and his ding-a-ling". as she pulled her enraptured 4 year old away from the glass, I told her "yeah, the monkey cage is always good for a few explanations afterward". I'm convinced that the gorilla knew EXACTLY what he was doing and was simply waiting for enough children to be watching. good times. |
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I've had a headache for about 21 hours now.
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That won't do. Beat something up?
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even moving makes my head hurt. Fuck this shit.
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I get severe migraines a few times a year, and used to get more before I found out what caused them. My advice for withstanding severe headaches:
-If staying still helps, sleep. -If nothing helps, act like it's not there. It's impossible to ignore, but you might as well go on with your life if it doesn't make a difference, and at least then you won't be just lying in bed completely focused on the pain. Hard rule to follow, but if you can't sleep it's really the best option. |
I have to drag my fucking laptop across campus at 8am to give a presentation. Dammit, I want a netbook.
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MM WATCHA SAYYYYAYAYY
MM THAT'S IT ALL FOR THE BEST OF COURSE IT IS Why do I like this song? |
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i missed the new episode of heroes tonight, which im about to stream then go to sleep.
Instead, I went fishing, smoked a lot of pot, drank some beer, and got laid (for the first time in exactly 13 months). Didnt catch a damn thing though. I am referring to fish. Hopefully the statement remains true to any and all other implications and contexts... |
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I read that entire article and now I can't sleep. |
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^^^Planet Lurieh doesn't half look like Horace, of "Horace Goes Skiing" fame.
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This kid deserves for everyone he knows and will know until he's 18 to see this video and pummel him according to local custom.
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/02/20 |
hahahaha. Agreed.
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For some reason, that kid reminds me of the "kid" in Andrea Bianchi's "Burial Ground" - he has the same "Jesus Christ, what the hell is that?" kinda thing to him.
Can anyone request for him to do the same kinda thing to a Henry Rollins song? |
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I'm playing a show in my school in approx 2 hours (but I gotta leave soon for soundcheck). We're playing under the name YOU ME AND DR. BENWAY again and we're mostly improvising so it'll be fun. I'll tell you guys about it later... with videos and pictures! Not that any of you care but you know...
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